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Hump! Unless Michael Parkinson.

Oops!

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Quote: Skoob1999

Right.

Mary Poppins

Bit creepy if you ask me.

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Hmmmm...

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Quote: Skoob1999


My mate thought Julie Andrews was quite sexy. She struck me as being sort of androgenous.

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Does this mean you've got a bit of a soft spot for 'andros'?



I mean, Julie Andros.

At least the time of our postings prove, once-and-for-all, that we are not the same person, Skoob!

Ignore this.

Please ignore and pray continue.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Sorry Monkey, maybe we both posted at the exact same time.

I'll delete mine now.

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I won't. I'm going to leave it there forever, hovering in the ether, a constant reminder of your foolishness, your impatience and your creeping Lancashireness.

You silly boy!

Parkinson: a right know-it-all; in nineteen seventies, on nightly.

See if I fucking care Yorky Boy!

And you know what you can do with your crap anagram game.

You can...erm...you know!

Right.

Carry on.

Skobb?
Skoob?!!!!!
Would you walk across in front of a penalty tacker in the middle of a match?
No, you wouldn't.
Well, you are walking across the pitch that is the Anagram thread with your big size 12 booties.
Kiss off! (no bad words from me, see?)

Nightly, I generally have terribly long yawns.

Yawns are weary nightime sighs.

Sighs indicate genuine happiness sometimes.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Ignore this.

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I tried.

Tried Reading In English - Damnation!

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Quote: Skoob1999

Tried Reading In English - Damnation!

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"Damnation!", Andrew muttered, "never antagonise ten irritable orang-utan numptys!"

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Sighs indicate genuine happiness sometimes.

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The word should be 'sometimes'.

It seems that SFO followed his posting with the simple message "I tried", and Skoob took this to mean that the new word was "tried", and ended with "damnation". Then JB showed up, and everything has now gone to shit. Good job I'm here to clean up.

We need to be more vigilant, chaps, if this kind of mistake is to be eradicated from this great game of ours.

Sometimes, often, maybe every time I make egg sandwiches.

Sandwiches, a normally delicious wafer invention citing himself; Earl Sandwich!

Sandwich: a nice dinner which I could have.

Have a Venezuelan endoscope?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Have a Venezuelan endoscope?

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endoscope needs doing on sexual crapheads otherwise, paedophiles enter

Enter nightclub, then exit rear.

Rear end: arse, rump.

Rump: unusually meaty portion.

Portion of rice that is often niggardly.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Portion of rice that is often niggardly.

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MW, back on form, ole!

niggardly is getting going at retards doing lazy yachting

That San Francisco Onion just messed with my head with his asides. No more asides, I say.

Yachting and canoeing help teach innocent Norwegians games.

Games and mildly entertaining sports.