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"Skatological" kould aktually tender obtuse, laughable, off-putting, grammatikally inkorrect, "C-less" anagrams, Lynton.

Lynton, you nerd! Try our napalm.

Napalm and peas: a light meal.

Meal eaten at lunch.

Lunch, unless nibbled, can harm.

Harm a reindeer's mouth.

Mouth, open, upper teeth hurt.

Hurt unusually retarded tramp.

Tramp rode a motorcycle pissed.

Pissed, I said "Sorry, Edward, darling!"

Darling: a rather lovely, idiotic new girlfriend.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Darling: a rather lovely, idiotic new girlfriend.

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Girlfriend is real lady for recreation. I enjoy nuzzling delectably.


PS: I think Monkey Woods should be applauded for his fine work above.
If you listen closely you will hear the sound of one hand clapping.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

PS: I think Monkey Woods should be applauded for his fine work above.

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I thank my Right Honourable friend for his kind comments. They are the kindest comments I have received for a long time, and are typical of their speaker. Mr Budda is a fine, upstanding member of the community - not my community, I hasten to add (Thank Christ!) - and his contribution to this, and other, threads, I consider crucial to maintaining such very high standards at TheSpoof.com.

I should also like to make everyone aware of his fondness for scratching testicles - often, his own.

Long live Jesus Budda!

Delectably edible lobsters exist characteristically throughout Asia, but look yellowy.

Yellowy executives live lasciviously on windowless yachts

Iain

Yachts and catamarans have terrific sails.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Yachts and catamarans have terrific sails.

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sails are incredibly loose sailing

Thank you Monkey Woods for those kind and heart-felt words. If you existed in reality (and not just as a fictional charter in a fantasy world), I would kiss and hug you to the ends of the Earth.
Or perhaps a good, firm handshake would suffice.
Either way works for me.


Sailing allows islanders leave islands - natures generosity.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Thank you Monkey Woods for those kind and heart-felt words. If you existed in reality (and not just as a fictional charter in a fantasy world), I would kiss and hug you to the ends of the Earth.
Or perhaps a good, firm handshake would suffice.
Either way works for me.


Sailing allows islanders leave islands - natures generosity.

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JB alias MW or vice versa are Siames twins?

generosity evolving needs earthlings reacting openly singing in tenor, Yodelling

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Thank you Monkey Woods for those kind and heart-felt words. If you existed in reality (and not just as a fictional charter in a fantasy world), I would kiss and hug you to the ends of the Earth.
Or perhaps a good, firm handshake would suffice.
Either way works for me.

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How about a compromise between the two? A wank.

Yodelling: often delusionary entertainment; love, like I never give.

[Yodelling: often delusionary entertainment; love, like I never give.

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give in vain ecclesiastical

A wank it is, Monkey!



I like the word Ecclesiastical, Jaggedone.
It reminds of that time...oh, I am forbidden to tell.


Ecclesiastical Catholic congregations like eating sacred ice-cream and scared Toblerone: it creates angelic love.


Love. What a wonderful word to end on.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

A wank it is, Monkey!



I like the word Ecclesiastical, Jaggedone.
It reminds of that time...oh, I am forbidden to tell.


Ecclesiastical Catholic congregations like eating sacred ice-cream and scared Toblerone: it creates angelic love.


Love. What a wonderful word to end on.

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JB, you're just an old romantic "fairy" at heart!

love or vanity, equal?

What can I say, Jaggedone? I am like a magical angel that fell from Heaven. Sometimes.

Equal quintuplets usually are lovely.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

What can I say, Jaggedone? I am like a magical angel that fell from Heaven. Sometimes.

JAWOHL JB,

Equal quintuplets usually are lovely.

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lovely old Vera eventually lost youth

Youth offered underage 'teen hump'.