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Jaggedone
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star-spangled tits are rare - super padded American nipples give life, especially danglers |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer  Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
danglers are not good looking, except rotund spheres
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Lynton
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spheres push her elastic - revealing Ella's scrumptiousness |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scrumptiousness causes relatively uncommen mental problems to increase on ugly serial numpties, excluding someone special.
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
special people, especially criminally insane, always lie
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Lady Godiva
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Lie? I'm excused.
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Lynton
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excused x-rated concubine, unusually sexy; enjoyed dispensation
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Lady Godiva
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Dispensation is sorely pitied enough, nay, say a titilating
inviting ovation necessary. |
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Lynton
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necessary essential crucial entity - strictly sure and requisite yardstick
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yardstick algorithms reconfigure droopy spherical tatas into concise knockers!
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Lynton
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knockers nevertheless old cami knickers - elastic ruined suspenderless
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suspenderless: unsuspendered suspenders produce endless naughty ditherings, eliciting romps, lathered erotic sex sessions.
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Lynton
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Nice one Monkey - hows things?
Sessions entail sitting solemnly in odious governments |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Governments overreach, verifying enema required; November, many elections neutralize taxing sanguisugents!
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Lynton
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sanguisugents - anaemia nutritionally generates unusual iron-deficiency - syringing under gums, endohaemorrhagic nutrition treats symptoms
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Jaggedone
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symptoms, yes my pump ticks over many seconds |
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Lynton
Writer |
seconds exit course or nervous duellist's servant
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Jaggedone
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servant equals rather vague analogy needing titles |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Titles imply tasteless lazy elitist snobs!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Snobs neatly obviate Barnsley somnambulists.
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Lynton
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somnambulists odious men never answer me but unfortunately lose innumerable sleep therapy sheep
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sheep have ears evolutionarily positioned.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Positioned obscurely, Simeon's incisive theorum is often not easily distinguished.
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Jaggedone
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distinguished is Sir Thomas in no gown under isolation savouring hairy elegant droppings |
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Lynton
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droppings really off-putting poo - Is naughtily skatological
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