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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sanctimoniously anorexics nosh chicken, taters, ivy, melons, okra, nuts inappropriately obtained, using suspiciously large yabbas!
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Lynton
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yabbas are bloody bite arse shrimps!
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Lady Godiva
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Shrimps have reddish infrastructures mainly pinkish segments.
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Lynton
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segments eerily, godiva's mandarins excite numerous talented spoofers
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Lady Godiva
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Spoofers please only other frivolous erotic rambling spoofers
(Right back at you Lyton )Hope you read my messages... ![]() |
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Lynton
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spoofers parody obsequious oafs for excellent reasons - scathingly
have at you Varlet! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scathingly, curmudgeon Arthur
Tutted, huffed; Inwardly, Nora groaned Long years. |
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Lady Godiva
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Years - eons - ages - random segments!
(of time!) LG (BAV) |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Segments' eternal gyre:
Mountains etched Notch the sky. |
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Lynton
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sher poetry EQ
Sky keeps yellowing |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yellowing enamel losing luster, Orville whitened incisors, now gleaming.
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Lynton
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gleaming lustrous enamel are my incisors - not 'gnashers'!
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Lady Godiva
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Gnashers nearly always seem harder eating rubber sandwiches
(I tried the Sky one...but gave up! Thanks Lynton!) |
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Lynton
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sandwiches a nasty dietary way I catch horrible enteric squitters
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Squitters, quite unnatural involving terrible tummies, eventually requires squatting!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Squatting quite useless. All territory termite-infested. Now gonorrhea.
(excerpt from telegram) |
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Lady Godiva
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Gonorrhea. Only nasty or really, really horrible entities affected.
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Lynton
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affected feigned; fatuous even, completely touched everyone, dismayed
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Dismayed in severe mayhem and youthful everlasting dreams
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dreams really exist - ask my subconscious!
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Lady Godiva
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Subconscious usually belies conscious overt nonsense seriously copitulating innocent ones under sedation.
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Lynton
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sedation easy dear a tablet is often narcotic
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Lady Godiva
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Narcotic analgesics rarely cause offensive temporary intelligent comedy.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Comedy overcomes moping even delivering yocks.
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Lady Godiva
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Yocks only confuse Kylie's singing
(Yes I know what Yocks are!!! Now!!!) |
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