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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nullified Universes last longest, increasing fourfold Incredulous' evident dilemma!
Ha! I couldn't resist that one! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
dilemma in literature evidently means madness arising |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arising response is sexually initiating naughty jezebel!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Jezebel enjoyed Zealots excitement before erotic lovemaking.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jezebel excited zealots exhibiting blue engorged labia
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You may have got there first JB but mine is, well, simply better.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lovemaking is far, far better, old bum-chum.
And I'm sticking with it. Fuck you! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lovemaking = orgasmic, voluptuous erotica. Masturbating a Klingon is not good.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good! Oliver ordered dishrags.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Dishrags in sink have rubbish and germ stains.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stains tarnish as in notably shitty
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Shitty hands increase toddler troubles, yearly.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, Y fronts open? yearly everybody at Reuters loves Yuletide |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yes.
Yuletide = usually lovely. Everyone tries initiating December entertainment. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
entertainment needs tricks especially rabbits trying at imitating naughty magicians exercising Nepal tigers |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tiger's into golf. Elin rides shotgun.
You know, on the golf cart, sometimes. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
shotgun hovered over town graveyard under noon |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
... noon on October nineteenth.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
nineteenth inch nails entering toes extremely, excruciatingly, nasty, terrible holes (ouch!) |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Holes opening let electrons skedaddle!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skedaddle kinetically, electrons! Dillydallying and dawdling don't leave evidence!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
evidence virtually identifies dead enemies, no corpses ejected |
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Lynton
Writer |
ejected jettisoned eliminated crap tastes extremely disgusting
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
disgusting - ingesting shit got unusual smiles till intestines nastily groaned
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Groaned rapturously, orgasms annoy neighbors, Ed determined.
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