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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Solution of listerine usually tickles incisors; odor negated.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Negated every generally accepted treaty, excluding diplomacy. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Diplomacy initiates polite lies, often making amiable Canadians yell. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yell every last lyric! |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Lyric yodelling really is crappy
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Crappy raspberry and pineapple potted yoghurt's. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Yoghurts often grow hair, usually really taste shitty
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shitty humous is the tastiest yoghurt.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yoghurt, or 'goo', hums unless rightly treated.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
"Treated retards excellently and taught educational diction" A school report by teachers, for teachers |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Diction indicates class; tough in old Newfoundlanders.
(There! Have fun with that one!) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Newfoundlanders enjoy wanking foxes, occasionally using naked deer. Locals accept - notwithstanding detrimental ecological responsibilities surrendered. There ya go. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
See, that's what I meant about points. That would have been worth about 4000 points.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
The best one was your one about the woman slowly removing the guy's pants a while back. Very descriptive and funny. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Surrendered under restraint, rebels endured neverending discouragement (even removing each dignity).
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dignity: indignant greedy narcissism. I'd take yours!
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Yours occasionally use rotten syntax
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Syntax, yawn? Neglect tagmemics. Activate x-ray!
Sorry, forgot the first word same as last word rule! |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
X-ray reveals arteries yellowed.
(I was going to say Yiddish, but who ever heard of a Yiddish artery?) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yellowed elephants loped lazily over when elk died.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Died in Eastern Denmark.
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
J.B. I liked the over-caffeinated pudgy kid icon a little better. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Denmark: Europe's nicest mountainous arid, regional kingdom |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
PM, the word is 'Kingdom'. I'm changing the image again. It will change for each mood I am in. I'm a changeable kind of guy. Fickle, you could say. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Kingdom in New Guinea died of malaria.
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