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Lady Godiva
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Shorts hide our ridiculously tiny shortcomings.
(Except I'm a woman - so it doesn't count for me!) (Hell's bell's what did I just type? OK Bring it on? I'm ready? Shoot - I've gone and blooming well done it again.) |
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Jaggedone
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shortcomings have options, rather tame cum on's mean irate nun gagging sex-pots |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sex-pots experience xenophobic, politically opportunistic troublemakers, sometimes.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sometimes ordinary meatballs eaten Tuesday in Michigan enhance spaghetti!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hello, Philbert.
What do you make of all this empathy lately? It's sickening, I tells ya. Spaghetti? Oh, thats a popular word lately. Spaghetti (pasta) and green hogs ears taste titillating, incidentally. |
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Lady Godiva
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Incidentally no crowing is demanded every night 'till all lads learn yodelling
(Empathy? More 'sympathy' methinks because I haven't killed anyone!) |
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Jaggedone
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incidentally, naming Colonel's in-decent euphoric nominations, totally astounding literal levitations, Yahoo! |
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Jaggedone
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incidentally, naming Colonel's in-decent euphoric nominations, totally astounding literal levitations, Yahoo! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sorry my pc fucked up
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Lady Godiva
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So who's turn is it?
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Jaggedone
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Yahoo LG Yahoo are hated on online |
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Lady Godiva
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(Cheater! I did 'incidentally' first.)
Never mind! Online no-one likes incoming news everyday. |
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Jaggedone
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everyday vultures evolve rapidly, yet dieting after Yuletide |
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Lady Godiva
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Yuletide usually leads eventually to idly discarded envelopes
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Jaggedone
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poignant point LG, envelopes need value even licking open paper envelopes sucks |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
(Damn! I'm handing this one over...
 )Hang on a minute! Sucks until cockerels kill serpents |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
serpents, evil reptiles preying evenings near Titi sea |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Sea? Easy as!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
It's late and the grey cells are shrinking LG. as Samaritans |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Samaritans are mostly aged Romans in togas and nifty socks.
(It's only 3:40pm here) |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
(Socks over cocks kill sex) (But this sounds familiar, you'll probably find I've used this one before) (so) Socks occasioned cheesy knapsack smell |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Smell my everlasting luscious lipstick
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Lynton
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lipstick - indelicately, pleasurably, swivelling tube implying.... carnal knowledge!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Knowledge: Nothing of worth - lies eventually determine generations' evolution.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
evolution varied our life until trajectile in orbit nullified
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