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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Well I've learned something today at least.
Terror encourages rioting ruffians or ragamuffins. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ragamuffins are gits and mucky urchins
Furtively filching In nasty shitholes. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
good boy JB, hows the nappies in this hot weather, runny? ragamuffins are good and make us fucking furious in notorious shitholes |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
why did we both think of 'shitholes'?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Both good ones.
Shitholes = houses in terraced hovels overlooking Liverpool/Everton stadiums. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
stadiums take all 'dirtbags' into underground mucky showers
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Showers have oval watery edges requiring scrubbing.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
scrubbing cunts requires unusual bath bubbles in nice gorges |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Gorges on runny, glistening éclairs, sumptuously.
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
sumptuously usually means polishing testes until owners upchuck supper, licking yardsticks.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yardsticks angularly raised;
Drums, staccato, tumble; Ink coagulates: Khartoum steams. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
steams tender ectoplasm and massages synapses
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Synapses: your nerves actuation parkway, sending execution signals!
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Signals initially green, nudging amber, later STOP!
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Lynton
Writer |
stop! terminate or perish!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Perish eating rotten indigo salami, Howard!
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Howard. Oh why are rappers dudes?
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Lynton
Writer |
dudes unusual dandies - elegant sailors
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sailors arrive in longboats or rowing ships!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ships housing iron pirates sink!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sink in North Korea!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Korea offers ridiculously erotic adolescents!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Adolescents didn't often like eating spinach, carefully evading Nellie's tantalizing sidedish.
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Sidedish in Denmark: Edible Danes in sexy hotpants.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hotpants: original tinted pantaloons and nutty torn shorts!
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