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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 04:29
Noserubbing or 'scrotum erotica' rarely uptrumps beating bananas in Northern Germany

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 05:53
Germany exports righteous marmalade, and not Yugoslavia.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 10 Jul 10 13:11
Yugoslavia used government ogre Slobodan like a vicious, insidious arsewipe.



Erskin Quint
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 13:17
Arsewipe Reduced! Sextoys! Erotica! Whips! Incredible Prices Extensively!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 10 Jul 10 13:21
Hello, Erskin.

Extensively, Xavier tried eradicating newts. Sometimes in vineyards, except late yesterday.



Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 10 Jul 10 14:03
Yesterday easily subdued terrorits excercising, reading dailies and yodelling.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 10 Jul 10 14:07
Yodelling only disrupts English librarians listening. Incessant noises gripes.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 14:09
Gripes rudely interrupt people earnestly sleeping

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 10 Jul 10 14:15
Sleeping lightly enables elephants parents instigate naughty groping.



Erskin Quint
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 14:21
Groping restlessly, Olivia poked invisible nude gnomes.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 14:28 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 10 Jul 10 14:30
Gnomes, "not one midget, eludes suspicion!"

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 15:01

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Gnomes, "not one midget, eludes suspicion!"


'Suspicion', uttered superspyess Petra in Cincinnati, 'is often necessary.'

Lynton
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 15:08

Quote: Erskin Quint


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Gnomes, "not one midget, eludes suspicion!"


'Suspicion', uttered superspyess Petra in Cincinnati, 'is often necessary.'


necessary each choice essential - supernumery superfluity angers rearing yaks

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 15:59
Yaks always kiss superficially

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 17:23
Superficially: unusual person entertaining real fish in coastal inlets around lost land Yemen!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 21:37
Yemen endorphines mean extraterrestials necessary.

Lynton
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 23:52
necessary (you lazy B LG!)

every challenge elicits some superficial argument requiring 'yackyackyack'

well it could have been just Yak but I AM the personification of evil and have a reputation to uphold - Woooaaarrrhahahahaha!


Lady Godiva
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 00:39 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 11 Jul 10 00:40
'yackyackyack'

I had to cut and past you little bugger:


You always come kinkilly! Yes always! Can't kick you! Always, caringly kissing!




My dog! What have I got myself into here?? She asks herself, not expecting an answer, but getting one....

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 10:29
Kissing is somewhat stimulating in Nebiollo's gondola.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 11:17

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Kissing is somewhat stimulating in Nebiollo's gondola.


SFO, you old romantic you!

gondola overturns near Delhi on leaving Adria

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 11 Jul 10 13:10
What the fuck is Adria? Is it the Slovenian airline?

Adria = destination requiring incompetent airline.


Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 11 Jul 10 13:19 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 11 Jul 10 13:20

Quote: Jesus Budda

What the fuck is Adria? Is it the Slovenian airline?

Adria = destination requiring incompetent airline.


JB, ignoramus, Adria as in Adria see Italia = gondola = spaghetti!

airline in Rhodesia leaves idiots near Egypt

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 13:20

Quote: Jesus Budda

What the fuck is Adria? Is it the Slovenian airline?

Adria = destination requiring incompetent airline.


I dunno JB, but I think she has an attic. Ha ha.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 13:21

Quote: Erskin Quint


Quote: Jesus Budda

What the fuck is Adria? Is it the Slovenian airline?

Adria = destination requiring incompetent airline.


I dunno JB, but I think she has an attic. Ha ha.



Egypt goes yidd Palestinian Terror

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 13:23 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 11 Jul 10 13:26
Terror erupted
Regularly raining
On Rottingdean.

Oh fuck!


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