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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suck up coffee, Kona!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Kona offers nighttime attractions!
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Lady Godiva
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Attractions totally tantalize really awful, cantancerous twits in Orlando nudist sections
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sections equaling centimeters thick included occluded natural substrata.
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Lynton
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substrata under brown soil,terrestrial rendzina alloows trees anchorage
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Anchorage needs cables, harnesses or ropes and giant elephants
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Lynton
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elephants look enormous pachyderms have a neat trunky snout
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Lady Godiva
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Snout never opens unless tapped
(Who is that man in the photo!!!!Crikey!!!!) |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tapped, a piano produces eerie dirges!
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dirges inspire really gloomy emotional songs
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Lady Godiva
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Songs often negate glorified snorts
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Snorts nice oregano, ravishes trattoria spaghetti!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Spaghetti = Pasta; a gloriously healthy, edible, tasty treat. Italian.
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Jaggedone
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Italian tagiatelli are lovely, Italian artichokes nice |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nice Indians collect emeralds.
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Lady Godiva
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Emeralds mean everything really - all ladies derserve several.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
several eunuchs vitalised Eros's rear after licking |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Licking idiot chickens, Kentucky introduces nuked giraffes!
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
giraffes in remote African fields found eating salsa
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Salsa always lingers, singing arseholes.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
BTW - That's as in "to singe" an arsehole, not arseholes that actually "sing." Or whatever. Have fun! |
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Lady Godiva
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Arseholes rarely seem edible, however on lettuce everyones scrumptious
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scrumptious curvy rumps usually mean plump tatas in outrageous ugly swimsuits!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice one! You've got it now. Swimsuits worn in Maine should usually include those snowshoes. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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