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Lady Godiva
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arseholes round 'ere are stupid
BTW Back there I was typing the 'slavery' one at the same time as someone else and their's got posted first I'm not pissed in the druken sense, just pissed in the irate sense coz no bugger will go back and check to see that I DO know what I am doing....LOL |
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Jaggedone
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LG, please learn game properly before participating, we are all snobs here and perfectionists: Lesson 3: areas round east Arsenal stink |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
'Stink torture' is not kind.
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Jaggedone
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kind is nothing doing |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
CHRIST I AM SO SO SO SO SORRY. NO-ONE EXPLAINED THE PROPER RULES AND I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING PROPERLY.
CARRY ON. I'M A VERY SLOW LEARNER BUT NOW IT'S BEEN EXPLAINED PROPERLY I GET IT...I REALLY GET IT, BY JOVE I'VE GOT IT. DUH~! |
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Lady Godiva
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Doing only irritates normal goons
(That's right now isn't it? Can I play now?) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Goons originally organised nightly seminars.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
LG, you've just passed the entrance exam and my fee is winging its way to Toronto or wherever! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
seminars end mostly in nightly areas rather sloshed |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sloshed louts often stand hammered, eating donuts.
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Lady Godiva
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sloshed lovers only shaft half eaten doughnuts
OK missed it again. Donuts on Neocitron understand this spelling |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Spelling prepares elegant ladies lives in nurturing grammar.
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Lady Godiva
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grammar rarely alters my meaning after reading
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Doughnuts offer U gungy hard nuts US treacle sandwiches reading eases adolescent dumbos in neat grammar |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lady G got there first this time, Jaggedone. EDIT: OOps! You got there before me. Lets fix that: grammar rarely alters my meaning after reading and that takes me back to: Reading educates agitated dunces: it nullifies geekiness. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
whatever JB, Germany tonight! geekiness enhances educational kinks in needing eventual sexual success |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Success usually carries critical excess sexual satisfaction
GO GERMANY! This afternoon for me! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
satisfaction at teatime is sandwiches, fancy artisan cakes, treacle in oven nutroast |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nutroast usually tastes really odious and strongly tasteless.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
tasteless as sour tits, elevated lumps enjoying saucy suckers |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Suckers usually chase Kings, especially Royal spanners.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spanners place a new nut, eventually requiring screwdrivers!
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Jaggedone
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PM, that's very technical screwdrivers can't rotate easily without DIY'S revelling in vertical exercises raping screws |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Screws create rising energetic water spouts!
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Lady Godiva
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Spouts, particularly open ugly tubes, suck!
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