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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Afterwards, French teenagers eyeing Renoir's waterlilies adjusted retinae, developing shortsightedness.
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Jaggedone
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very "eye brow" shortsightedness has often retina tightness suffering internal glowing hence, the eye darkens needing examination, see surgeon! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Surgeon! Under Ryan's gonads! Emergency operation NOW!!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You have no idea. I think I'm going to look like Charles Darwin in about 30 or 40 years, if I make it that long! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
now or wednesday |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wednesday!? Emergency!! Dora, nick Edgar's scalpel. Dora!! Adjust ... YOUCH!!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
YOUCH what the fuck is that???????? youch over Utah creates havoc |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's an exclamation you might make if you'd just accidentally cut off your finger with a scalpel.
Havoc arrives, variously offering calamities. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Calamities: Apparently last anagram. My inner timekeeper is eyeing sleepytime.
Good morning, JO!!!!!!!! |
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Jaggedone
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sleepytime leaves ex-excavators peeping, yawning, testing inside mining elevators Good afternoon SFO |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Elevators levitate even venomous asps to other remote subbasements!
Good afternoon JO. |
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Lynton
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subbasements underground bunkers barricaded against seismic events - meaning eventually nuclear tactical strikes
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Strikes trouble rich, intolerant Kremlin - especially Stalin.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stalin, Trotsky and Lenin incised nipples.
Hey, baby. Help yourself to a biscuit when you're finished with that cancer stick, you little bugger. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nipples in Pittsburgh pubs leave everyone salivating.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Salivating, a looming Icelandic viceroy arbitrarily tossed in Ned's glockenspiel.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Glockenspiel looking over Coburg, knickerbockers entering nylon socks pleasing Italien eyes, latino |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Latino: a tourist in New Orleans!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Orleans regal luxury existed against nationalist stampeding.
SFO, I'd love a bun. A nice cup of tea and a bun. But sometimes you can't have it all. Sometimes. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I love a bit of currant bun too: stampeding takes all mighty Pamplona, Espana, deep in Navarra gorges |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Gorging on Ribena, George inflated. Not gratifying. I like a nice apple pastry slice with fresh cream and castor sugar sprinkled on top. Ah fuck! It's Gorges, is it? I thought it was gorging. Fuck Gimme a second. Here ya go, matey. Gorges overhang rivers generally, except sluices. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sluices leave upper inland caves extremely soggy (Apfel Strödel und Sahne, lekker!) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
You what?
Soggy old gits go yellow. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yellow egg, luvvely leaving only white |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Double post.
White hamsters in treetop extravaganza! |
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