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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 4 Jul 10 10:42
Afterwards, French teenagers eyeing Renoir's waterlilies adjusted retinae, developing shortsightedness.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jul 10 10:50

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Afterwards, French teenagers eyeing Renoir's waterlilies adjusted retinae, developing shortsightedness.


very "eye brow"

shortsightedness has often retina tightness suffering internal glowing hence, the eye darkens needing examination, see surgeon!

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Posted: 4 Jul 10 10:55
Surgeon! Under Ryan's gonads! Emergency operation NOW!!

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Posted: 4 Jul 10 10:57

Quote: Jaggedone

very "eye brow"




You have no idea.

I think I'm going to look like Charles Darwin in about 30 or 40 years, if I make it that long!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jul 10 10:58

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Surgeon! Under Ryan's gonads! Emergency operation NOW!!


now or wednesday

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Posted: 4 Jul 10 11:16
Wednesday!? Emergency!! Dora, nick Edgar's scalpel. Dora!! Adjust ... YOUCH!!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jul 10 11:41

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Wednesday!? Emergency!! Dora, nick Edgar's scalpel. Dora!! Adjust ... YOUCH!!


YOUCH what the fuck is that????????

youch over Utah creates havoc

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Posted: 4 Jul 10 11:55
It's an exclamation you might make if you'd just accidentally cut off your finger with a scalpel.

Havoc arrives, variously offering calamities.

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Posted: 4 Jul 10 12:17
Calamities: Apparently last anagram. My inner timekeeper is eyeing sleepytime.

Good morning, JO!!!!!!!!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jul 10 12:32 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 4 Jul 10 12:32

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Calamities: Apparently last anagram. My inner timekeeper is eyeing sleepytime.

Good morning, JO!!!!!!!!


sleepytime leaves ex-excavators peeping, yawning, testing inside mining elevators

Good afternoon SFO

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 4 Jul 10 13:45
Elevators levitate even venomous asps to other remote subbasements!

Good afternoon JO.

Lynton
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Posted: 4 Jul 10 15:56
subbasements underground bunkers barricaded against seismic events - meaning eventually nuclear tactical strikes

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 4 Jul 10 16:29
Strikes trouble rich, intolerant Kremlin - especially Stalin.

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Posted: 4 Jul 10 19:06 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 4 Jul 10 19:10
Stalin, Trotsky and Lenin incised nipples.

Hey, baby. Help yourself to a biscuit when you're finished with that cancer stick, you little bugger.

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Posted: 5 Jul 10 03:11
Nipples in Pittsburgh pubs leave everyone salivating.

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Posted: 5 Jul 10 05:49
Salivating, a looming Icelandic viceroy arbitrarily tossed in Ned's glockenspiel.

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Posted: 5 Jul 10 16:12

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Salivating, a looming Icelandic viceroy arbitrarily tossed in Ned's glockenspiel.


Glockenspiel looking over Coburg, knickerbockers entering nylon socks pleasing Italien eyes, latino

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Posted: 5 Jul 10 17:00
Latino: a tourist in New Orleans!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 17:23
Orleans regal luxury existed against nationalist stampeding.


SFO, I'd love a bun. A nice cup of tea and a bun.
But sometimes you can't have it all. Sometimes.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 17:37 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 5 Jul 10 17:38

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Orleans regal luxury existed against nationalist stampeding.


SFO, I'd love a bun. A nice cup of tea and a bun.
But sometimes you can't have it all. Sometimes.


I love a bit of currant bun too:

stampeding takes all mighty Pamplona, Espana, deep in Navarra gorges

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 17:40 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 5 Jul 10 17:43

Gorging on Ribena, George inflated. Not gratifying.

I like a nice apple pastry slice with fresh cream and castor sugar sprinkled on top.

Ah fuck!
It's Gorges, is it? I thought it was gorging.

Fuck
Gimme a second.
Here ya go, matey.

Gorges overhang rivers generally, except sluices.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 17:45

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Gorging on Ribena, George inflated. Not gratifying.

I like a nice apple pastry slice with fresh cream and castor sugar sprinkled on top.

Ah fuck!
It's Gorges, is it? I thought it was gorging.

Fuck
Gimme a second.
Here ya go, matey.

Gorges overhang rivers generally, except sluices.


sluices leave upper inland caves extremely soggy

(Apfel Strödel und Sahne, lekker!)

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 17:54
You what?

Soggy old gits go yellow.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 17:58

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You what?

Soggy old gits go yellow.


yellow egg, luvvely leaving only white

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 17:58 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 5 Jul 10 18:02
Double post.

White hamsters in treetop extravaganza!



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