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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enjoyment, not just of your material, especially now, tosser!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Tosser openly secretes sexual energy rapidly |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rapidly and perfectly, I danced like you.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You often urinate.
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jesus H Christ Jesus FW Budda! Pull yourself together man. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Urinate rapidly in nice and tasteful envelope. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
It's no sin to play a game, is it, Fergus? Well is it? I thought not. I'm not addicted anymore. I'm just playing a game. It's just a game. A fun little game. Harmless and lovely. "Envelope?", Nigel vented, "exceedingly lovely opened parcels encountered". |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Encountered nine country oafs untying nine tattered elastic ribbons exhibited disarmingly.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Disarmingly, Iraqi surgeons are requiring multiple immunizations, not glorified leftover yoyos. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yoyos or yachts or ships.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ships harboured in Plymouth Sound.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sound of umbrellas nearly dried.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dried rain is eminently desirable.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Desirable, elegant, sexy, irresistible, raunchy and beautiful - Lucy Ewing.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ewing wasn't into natural gas.
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gas, airborne substance
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Substance usually betrays stylistic traits and nuanced cultural elegance. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Elegance, like elephants, gives a nigga crazy eloquence.
To be sung rap-style. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lovely. Eloquence leaves out questionable, useless exaggerations - not classical education. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Education doesn't utilise creative ability, talent, initiative or nous.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nous, or 'unadulterated sense'.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
sense enlivens normal, sedate environments
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Environments need variable irrigation, rivers, oranges, nice metals - excluding nickel - then scarecrows. ????? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scarecrows constitute a realistic exhibitionism - crows realise our warped solution.
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