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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Oct 08 22:52 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 17 Oct 08 22:52
Enjoyment, not just of your material, especially now, tosser!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 18 Oct 08 13:52

Quote: Monkey Woods

Enjoyment, not just of your material, especially now, tosser!


Tosser openly secretes sexual energy rapidly

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 18 Oct 08 18:00
Rapidly and perfectly, I danced like you.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 18 Oct 08 18:02
You often urinate.

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Posted: 18 Oct 08 18:35

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Enjoyment, not just of your material, especially now, tosser!


Tosser openly secretes sexual energy rapidly





Jesus H Christ Jesus FW Budda!


Pull yourself together man.

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Posted: 18 Oct 08 18:41

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Quote: Jesus Budda


Tosser openly secretes sexual energy rapidly





And also, stop pulling yourself together.


Me.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 18 Oct 08 18:45 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 18 Oct 08 18:45

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You often urinate.



Urinate rapidly in nice and tasteful envelope.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 18 Oct 08 21:50

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Monkey Woods

You often urinate.



Urinate rapidly in nice and tasteful envelope.



It's no sin to play a game, is it, Fergus?
Well is it?

I thought not.
I'm not addicted anymore. I'm just playing a game.
It's just a game. A fun little game. Harmless and lovely.



"Envelope?", Nigel vented, "exceedingly lovely opened parcels encountered".

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 18 Oct 08 22:57
Encountered nine country oafs untying nine tattered elastic ribbons exhibited disarmingly.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 Oct 08 13:09

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Encountered nine country oafs untying nine tattered elastic ribbons exhibited disarmingly.


Disarmingly, Iraqi surgeons are requiring multiple immunizations, not glorified leftover yoyos.

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Posted: 20 Oct 08 19:59
Yoyos or yachts or ships.

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Posted: 20 Oct 08 20:00
Ships harboured in Plymouth Sound.

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Posted: 20 Oct 08 20:01
Sound of umbrellas nearly dried.

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Posted: 20 Oct 08 20:01
Dried rain is eminently desirable.

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Posted: 20 Oct 08 22:19
Desirable, elegant, sexy, irresistible, raunchy and beautiful - Lucy Ewing.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Oct 08 13:37
Ewing wasn't into natural gas.

Mark
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Posted: 21 Oct 08 14:51
Gas, airborne substance

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Oct 08 17:17

Quote: Mark Lowton

Gas, airborne substance


Substance usually betrays stylistic traits and nuanced cultural elegance.

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Posted: 21 Oct 08 22:25 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 21 Oct 08 22:26
Elegance, like elephants, gives a nigga crazy eloquence.



To be sung rap-style.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Oct 08 17:23

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Elegance, like elephants, gives a nigga crazy eloquence.



To be sung rap-style.


Lovely.

Eloquence leaves out questionable, useless exaggerations - not classical education.

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Posted: 22 Oct 08 22:24
Education doesn't utilise creative ability, talent, initiative or nous.

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Posted: 22 Oct 08 22:25
Nous, or 'unadulterated sense'.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 23 Oct 08 01:40
sense enlivens normal, sedate environments

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 23 Oct 08 17:13

Quote: Jalapenoman

sense enlivens normal, sedate environments


Environments need variable irrigation, rivers, oranges, nice metals - excluding nickel - then scarecrows.

?????



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Posted: 24 Oct 08 20:45
Scarecrows constitute a realistic exhibitionism - crows realise our warped solution.


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