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Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky
Registered: 20 May 08

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Posted: 29 Jun 10 22:51
Shrew historical records evoke witches!

The San Francisco Onion
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The San Francisco Onion

Location: The produce section
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 04:54
Witches in the Chesapeake Harbor eventually sank.

The San Francisco Onion
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The San Francisco Onion

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Posted: 30 Jun 10 05:00

Quote: Jesus Budda

forget the 'D'




Then please quit capitalizing it and drawing further attention to it by highlighting it with little apostrophes. Thanks.

The San Francisco Onion
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The San Francisco Onion

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Posted: 30 Jun 10 05:05

Quote: Erskin Quint

Support undermines purgatorial pilgrim's outsider role, technically.




Technically, everyone could have nice, intelligent conversations, anagramming, laughing, like yesterday!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 05:08

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Witches in the Chesapeake Harbor eventually sank.




"Sank?"

(all nodded knowingly)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 05:19 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 30 Jun 10 05:21
I've deleted this comment, as I had originally replied to 'sank'.


Now go away and stop bothering me.

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 05:30

Quote: Monkey Woods

Now go away and stop bothering me.




No way, Jesus Budda.

You go away and stop bothering me.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 07:07 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 30 Jun 10 07:08

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Monkey Woods

Now go away and stop bothering me.




No way, Jesus Budda.

You go away and stop bothering me.


sank rhymes with wank, please do it privately

Back to business

sank after Nautilus kranked (K=C in German, sorry)

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Posted: 30 Jun 10 08:25
"Kranked" renders anagrams nasty Krauts even dislike.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 10:07 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 30 Jun 10 10:07
"Dislike ibises? Susannah loves ibises!", Kirk ejaculated.

IainB
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 12:28 - Edited By: IainB, 30 Jun 10 12:29
Ejaculated jizzum apparently caused unrest, laying a top everybody's dinners

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 15:01
Dinners illustrate Nagarjuna's 'nothing': eating raises saliva.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 15:34

Quote: Erskin Quint

Dinners illustrate Nagarjuna's 'nothing': eating raises saliva.


saliva at lunch is very appetising (gotcha)

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 16:43

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Erskin Quint

Dinners illustrate Nagarjuna's 'nothing': eating raises saliva.


saliva at lunch is very appetising (gotcha)


Touche JO!

"Appetising pomade Petula?" "Eeh, 'tis indeed, Sidney. It neatly galvanises!"

Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 30 Jun 10 17:11
Galvanises aluminum, lithium, vanadium and neon in strange ecological surroundings!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 17:33

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Galvanises aluminum, lithium, vanadium and neon in strange ecological surroundings!


surroundings under rural retreats offer underestimated nocturnal delicacies including nude girls sucking?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 17:35
Sucking up custard keeps Irene needlessly gluttonous.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 17:48

Quote: Jesus Budda

Sucking up custard keeps Irene needlessly gluttonous.


gluttonous luscious untouched tits titilate, needing overpowering unleashed sperm

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 17:51
Sperm = Penile ejaculations, remarkable mucous.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 17:53 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 30 Jun 10 17:53

Quote: Jesus Budda

Sperm = Penile ejaculations, remarkable mucous.


JB, must be the weather clearing your head:

mucous usually comes over unsuspecting sluts

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Jun 10 17:55
Must be...

Sluts like using tantric stimulations.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 17:58

Quote: Jesus Budda

Must be...

Sluts like using tantric stimulations.


stimulations, teasing images, mean ultimate lust at teatime in Oregon, New-Jersey, stateside

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Jun 10 18:08
Stateside, tadpoles are taller, elephants skateboard indoors, ducks ejaculate.

I know I've used ejaculate again but I'm lazy.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jun 10 18:12

Quote: Jesus Budda

Stateside, tadpoles are taller, elephants skateboard indoors, ducks ejaculate.

I know I've used ejaculate again but I'm lazy.


YES, yo comprendo

ejaculate jerkingly at Christmas under luminous artificial trees, ecstasy!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Jun 10 18:15
Ecstasy can stifle teenage angst, say youngsters.




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