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Sinister Incan nudes insist sumptuous tatas expand relationships!

Relationships evolve lovingly, and they infrequently occur near sea harbors in Portsmouth shipyards.

Shipyards have, in part, yards and really dirty ships

Iain

Ships have insanely pathetic sails.

Sails and insanely limp-wristed sailors.

Sailors are insanely likeable, often randy, seamen.

Seamen explore a maritime environment nautically!

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Seamen explore a maritime environment nautically!

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Nautically, an ugly Teenager is called a 'loose limbed youngster'.

Youngster: One under ninety grabs soft tatas ever regularly!

Regularly eat granola, use lingonberries and raisins, laxative yum-yums!

Yum-yums ulcerated my youngest uncircumcised monkey's stomach.

Stomach truly obese; my arteries cry, help!

Help eager Liverpool promoters.

Promoters rallied on my own turf, eventually recognizing "soccer."

Soccer - or 'Continental Chess' - encourages rambunctiousness.

Rambunctiousness always means business under new charter terms in our United States National Excess Soccer Society.

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Quote: Amethyst Ryder

Rambunctiousness always means business under new charter terms in our United States National Excess Soccer Society.

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Society of Capitalism included even these yutzes??

Great post, Amethyst Ryder.

My tagline, my avatar ...

It's all finally coming together!

What say we plant an American Flag right in the middle of the field and officially claim soccer for America, shall we?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Amethyst Ryder

Rambunctiousness always means business under new charter terms in our United States National Excess Soccer Society.

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Society of Capitalism included even these yutzes??

Great post, Amethyst Ryder.

My tagline, my avatar ...

It's all finally coming together!

What say we plant an American Flag right in the middle of the field and officially claim soccer for America, shall we?

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LMAO. I just strung together a bunch of words, one by one, that fit the acronym and sounded like they might almost make sense.

Who knew? The Revolution is at hand!

Well. Something is at hand.

Or foot.

Anyway, it wouldn't be the first time America appropriated someone else's cultural artifacts and claimed them for its own. I'm guilty, myself, for appropriating the expression "bloody hell" and making use of it in my most sprawling Midwestern accent.

By the way, I'll be in San Francisco for the first week and a half of July. We should stage a Soccer Appropriation Protest! Or something. SAP. Yes. Definitely a SAP.

Oh, I just realized your first sentence was part of the game. Hey, I was out walking in the sun...

Anyway:


Yutzes used to zigzag erratically, scoring.

Society of Capitalism included even these yutzes??

yutzes under terra-nova = Zeppelins encircling Scotland

Scoring caused our ruin, injuring Ned's groin.

Sorry about that, JO!!!!!!!!

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Scoring caused our ruin, injuring Ned's groin.

Sorry about that, JO!!!!!!!!

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groin remains old, injured, nobbled

Nobbled on bean bags? Lawyers escalate demands!

Iain

Demands escalate, making adjustments necessary, dear souls.

Souls of undergraduates leak sambuca

Iain