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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 00:37
Calm as lazy monkeys

(There you go, MW. What can you do with that?)

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 09:59
Monkeys Over Nebraska, Kept Eyeing Yellow Sunsets


(Didn't mean to steal that one from Mr. Woods, I just kinda like this game...)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 12:27
Sunsets, unless Nebraskan, send everyone to sleep.

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 13:04
Sleep Leaves Everyone Evoking Professionalism


OK, That was a little sadistic for a last word.
Apologies in advance.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 17:34
We'll give it a shot:

Professionalism:

Professionalism regularly offends Frenchmen; especially sincere service. Inconsideration occurs negatively, about like in simple monkeys.

(There, I set it up for MW again, so don't mess it up!)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 18:43
Monkeys outside North Korea enjoy yams sometimes.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 18:46 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 9 Oct 08 18:46
Sometimes our mum emits tiny, infinitesimally-minute, erotic sounds.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 18:49

Quote: Monkey Woods

Sometimes our mum emits tiny, infinitesimally-minute, erotic sounds.


Looks like someone has an Oedipus complex going! (No, this is not the next anagram, it is a comment on Monkey's)

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 18:52
Sounds often underlie nervousness, declaring sillyness.

(I don't feel like looking it up, but the word might really be spelled "silliness"

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 19:23
Silliness is like 'laughter in nice enjoyable satirical situations'.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 22:35
'Situations' is the unusual acronym that I often nail swiftly.

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Posted: 9 Oct 08 22:36
Swiftly when I find the lady yodelling.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 23:27


Yodelling offers distinct, eclectic language. Listening is no good.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 10 Oct 08 08:09
Good or otherwise, Dumbkopf!

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Posted: 10 Oct 08 08:14 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 10 Oct 08 18:11
Dumbkopf unter meiner Bett! Kann Oliver poltergeist finden?

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Posted: 10 Oct 08 09:04 - Edited By: Mark Lowton, 10 Oct 08 13:01
Finden ich nichts, dann essen nicht.

Sorry, the grammar is rubbish.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 10 Oct 08 18:51

Quote: Mark Lowton

Finden ich nichts, dann essen nicht.

Sorry, the grammar is rubbish.


German! I am supposed to do German!

Well, here's mine:

Nicht is crappy Heidelburg talk

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Posted: 10 Oct 08 18:52 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 10 Oct 08 18:53
Nicht ins chemische Holzpulpe treten.

Talk and laugh, knobhead.


You choose.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 11 Oct 08 17:24
Knobhead nerds offer basic heckling, embarrassment, and dumbness.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 16 Oct 08 02:37
Dumbness usually means boneheaded nerds enacting stupid shit

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Posted: 16 Oct 08 06:39
shit hardens into turds

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Posted: 16 Oct 08 08:50
Turds under rim denotes slackness.

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Posted: 16 Oct 08 08:52 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 16 Oct 08 08:54
Slackness - lacking a 'cleaning knowledge' - necessitates essential shit-shovelling.





The word is now 'shovelling'.

Mark
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Posted: 16 Oct 08 09:46
shovelling - heaving/off-loading volumes encompassing lotsa litter, invariably, notably, garbage.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 16 Oct 08 13:27
Garbage accumulates rats (being a gastronomical enjoyment).


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