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Quote: Lynton

Amsterdam mysterious seaside town erects rubber dykes averting mudslides

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Lynton 10 *s superb!!!!!!!!


mudlsides usually descend, leaving slime, inevitable deaths, earthquake scenarios

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Scenarios: chimpanzees escaping; narwhals advertising; rheas illustrating; octopi sympathising.

sympathising - your mother's pregnant, that's her, is she imitating normal genitalia?

Genitalia evoke nighttime interludes that Alessandro likes initiated anally.

Tsk, tsk!

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Genitalia evoke nighttime interludes that Alessandro likes initiated anally.

Tsk, tsk!

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anally needs a long latitude yonder

Yonder Onion's news develops, eliciting responses.

.... one-star ratings, no doubt!

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Yonder Onion's news develops, eliciting responses.

.... one-star ratings, no doubt!

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solidarity SFO

responses even suck, points on numbers suck even shit

Shit has indeterminate thermoplasticity.

(Who'd want to test that, anyway?)

Shit hurts infirm tuckus

- Tru dat.

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Quote: Mark Lowton

Shit hurts infirm tuckus

- Tru dat.

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Out of order posts? Who's administrating this site, anyway?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Shit has indeterminate thermoplasticity.

(Who'd want to test that, anyway?)

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"Thermoplasticity, Horace: each Rastafarian melts. On Pluto, Lutherans, arrogant shite, turn icy. Candomble ice takes years."

Years eternally are really short!

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Years eternally are really short!

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Short hosepipes often render tears.

Tears evaporate after relentless sobbing!

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Tears evaporate after relentless sobbing!

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Sobbing ombudsmen, bohemian bastards, impound Namibian gooseberries.

gooseberries Olive often sat erstwhile by eating; resenting Roberta's indulging eleven seafaring-men

That one's a bit of a bugger Lynton.

Is it 'men' or 'seafaring-men'?

And if the latter; how does 'hyphen' pan out?

Is it an 'h' or another hyphen?

Adjudication required methinks.

Not that I give a toss anyway. I hate this game. Probably because I'm crap at it.

Regards

Skoob.

"Seafaring-men," European's ackwardly fractious anagram riddle, incapacitated nine garbling members, experienced nonsense-peddlers.

Will this hyphen do the same?

That's effin brilliant that SFO.

I'll just quietly piss off again now.

.................................................there I go

Bye!

Regards

Skoob

Shit, you got me thinking about it now.

Bastard.

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

"Seafaring-men," European's ackwardly fractious anagram riddle, incapacitated nine garbling members, experienced nonsense-peddlers.

Will this hyphen do the same?

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Nonsense-peddlars' obscurity notifies semiotically erudite nascent significance entertainingly, probing educationally, dramatic; diagnosing lassitude, arseholes rant: "supersubtly-shiteridden!"

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Nonsense-peddlars' obscurity notifies semiotically erudite nascent significance entertainingly, probing educationally, dramatic; diagnosing lassitude, arseholes rant: "supersubtly-shiteridden!"

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Supersubtly-shiteridden unknowns personified erudition, realizing satire's unusual bullshit temporality. Like yesterday, sarcastic harbingers inevitably tolled, exaggerating reality, initiating discussions, delivering exemplary nonsense.

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Nonsense-peddlars' obscurity notifies semiotically erudite nascent significance entertainingly, probing educationally, dramatic; diagnosing lassitude, arseholes rant: "supersubtly-shiteridden!"

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Supersubtly-shiteridden unknowns personified erudition, realizing satire's unusual bullshit temporality. Like yesterday, sarcastic harbingers inevitably tolled, exaggerating reality, initiating discussions, delivering exemplary nonsense.

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Touche! Ah, I have not felt like this since I fought Claude de Maupertuis. 'Twas a Spring evening. We fought back and forth beneath the apple-blossoms, whose petals fell like snowy tears. "Oh, my dear gentlemen, please desist!" cried his consort, Mme Demieselles, "the dusky orchid", when I had him pinned to a water-butt. I could not resist a glance at her tender, shaded visage. 'Twas but a second, but he forced me back, and his blade pricked my shoulder. His repulsive face was creased in a sneer.

Then it was I felt the old Brabantine pride surging within my breast. I twisted, spinning in the manouever taught me by my old mentor, Bagatelle. In a trice I had scratched his flabby jowels and pinked him under the breast. He crouched like a sweating bullock, utterly at my mercy.

"Oh spare him, Sir!" Her words were like the music of the lark, or the song-thrush at dusk. "Go, fat booby, and take your puny blade with you!" I spat, letting him escape.

I watched from the great gateway, as he slunk away to his percheron steed, on the arm of Mme Demieselles. She threw me a backward glance, a blush mantling her damask cheek, as I stood, toasting her in black Vaugency wine and twirling my moustachios.

But I am not one to boast.

Oh, and:

Nonsense obtains numinous seeing eccentrically. Normality seems extra-significant.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Oh, and:

Nonsense obtains numinous seeing eccentrically. Normality seems extra-significant.

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extra-significant xenophobia teaches racists and SS in Germany, no interior fear, Israel can apply Nazi terror

Terror: Eating rabid rabbit on rye.