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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 12 May 10 19:48

Quote: Lynton

situations in this unusual area the irrepressible onion normally shines


Shines halo: irridescent narwhal, effulgent, scintillates.

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Posted: 12 May 10 20:50

Quote: Lynton

the irrepressible onion




Don't (sniffle) make me cry, Lynton.



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Posted: 12 May 10 21:56
scintillates crying in night time irrepressible little lively allium tries effervescent sniffling

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Posted: 13 May 10 08:06
Sniffling, nevertheless I'm feeling fine. Lenny is nursing gout.

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Posted: 13 May 10 09:00

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Sniffling, nevertheless I'm feeling fine. Lenny is nursing gout.


gout opens under toes

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Posted: 13 May 10 10:07
Toes, oooh - extra sensitive

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Posted: 13 May 10 13:20

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Toes, oooh - extra sensitive

Iain


sensitive entertainment needs sex, illicit tapes in video extremes

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Posted: 13 May 10 22:21

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: IainB

Toes, oooh - extra sensitive

Iain


sensitive entertainment needs sex, illicit tapes in video extremes


Extremes? Xenophobic Tory rogering Ed Miliband eclipses sado-masochism.

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Posted: 14 May 10 08:43
Masochism adding stimuli - often celery - had Ivan screaming, "Motherfucker!"

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Posted: 14 May 10 15:58
Motherfucker openly throws horrendous ejaculations round four unusually clean kitchens, eating raspberries.

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Posted: 14 May 10 18:07 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 14 May 10 18:09

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Motherfucker openly throws horrendous ejaculations round four unusually clean kitchens, eating raspberries.

Iain


raspberries are sweet particularly berries expecting ripeness, rich in exciting sweetness

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Posted: 14 May 10 19:36
Sweetness, when eating everyday treats, notice expanding subcutaneous softness.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 14 May 10 20:39

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Sweetness, when eating everyday treats, notice expanding subcutaneous softness.


"Softness, orotund fairy?" trilled Nigel. "Erect standing surely?"

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Posted: 14 May 10 21:29
Surely underhanded reality: Erskin leaves "Y."

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Posted: 14 May 10 21:29
Yes?

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Posted: 14 May 10 21:30
Yes. Everyone should!

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Posted: 14 May 10 21:57

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Yes. Everyone should!


Should Honoria's oubliette upstage Lancelot's dungeon?

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Posted: 15 May 10 18:39

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Should Honoria's oubliette upstage Lancelot's dungeon?




Dungeon upstaged:

Naughty Girls' Escapades!
OUBLIETTE NIGHTCLUB

(Honoria's offering XXX action)

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 15 May 10 18:53

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Erskin Quint

Should Honoria's oubliette upstage Lancelot's dungeon?




Dungeon upstaged:

Naughty Girls' Escapades!
OUBLIETTE NIGHTCLUB

(Honoria's offering XXX action)


Nightclub images:
Gothic Honoria's taut corset;
Lulu's unhindered breasts.

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Posted: 15 May 10 19:42

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Nightclub images:
Gothic Honoria's taut corset;
Lulu's unhindered breasts.




...breasts revealing evident age spots, terribly sagging.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 15 May 10 19:51

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


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Nightclub images:
Gothic Honoria's taut corset;
Lulu's unhindered breasts.




...breasts revealing evident age spots, terribly sagging.


Sagging attempt grates. Git is nonimaginative, graceless.

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Posted: 15 May 10 22:04
Graceless rabbits are cooked exothermically, letting escaped steam settle

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Posted: 15 May 10 23:49 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 15 May 10 23:49

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Graceless rabbits are cooked exothermically, letting escaped steam settle

Iain


Settle exit! Terminal teasing looses erotica!

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Posted: 16 May 10 00:06
Erotica reveals outrageous tatas in continual acceleration!

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Posted: 16 May 10 00:16

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Erotica reveals outrageous tatas in continual acceleration!


Acceleration compromises chimpanzees. Eccentric lemurs edited Roland's asinine tetrameter in Oslo. Nicodemus!


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