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Quote: IainB

Knob: nineteen ounces, butter

Iain

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butter usually turns topping eggy rashers

Rashers are streaky ham, eaten really slow

(could have said slowLY but neatly sidestepped the Y)

Iain

slow, like old women

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Quote: Nick Hobbs

slow, like old women

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women obey menstrual effects never

never eat vegetables, especially roots

roots or orchids take superstructure

superstructure underpins perfect erection, rising superbly towards rafters. Unsure, Catherine ties up ribbed edifice.

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Quote: Nick Hobbs

superstructure underpins perfect erection, rising superbly towards rafters. Unsure, Catherine ties up ribbed edifice.

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edifice deals in fiction installing crap editors

EDIFICE decided it's finally implementing computerized employees.

editors die in tragic ostrich related shenanigans

Editors determined I'm too oratorical, relatively speaking.

Shenanigans happening every night at Nancy's included girlish adult negligee swapping.

Okay, I waited that time. Where'd everyone go?

Swapping wads, a penile pair inserted nuptial giblets.

Funny:

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Quote: IainB

Bollock, one, lonely, left of centred knob

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If people talked sense, what would be the bloody point.
And because somebody has just phoned me up I have completely lost the thread!
Oh! Shakira, marry me and we can live together in penury.
Unless you could lend me a couple of quid!

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Quote: Incredulous

If people talked sense, what would be the bloody point.

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I'm incredulous.

"Giblets," Incredulous, buddy, let's enter the show.

... never mind. Looks like I already did "giblets."

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

"Giblets," Incredulous, buddy, let's enter the show.

... never mind. Looks like I already did "giblets."

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Show horrors on Walpurgisnacht.

Walpurgisnacht a late-april purely unremarkable regional gin-fest in Sophia, notes april calendar - happy transylvanians!


Erskin will you be lighting the Beltane fires this year?

transylvanians rarely add new stories, yet love vampire adventures, not including american network shows

shows horrible outrageous wrestler snorting

Horrendous feelings of misfortune, and a great ability to be hopeless, hapless and helpless!

Snorting Novocain ordinarily torpedoes individual's nasal gaps

Iain

GAP's argyle pants suck.

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

GAP's argyle pants suck.

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suck up cocks knees

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Quote: Jaggedone

suck up cocks knees

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Knees? Not erections exuding semen?