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Lynton
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Posted: 9 Apr 10 22:39
designedly eleven sodomists intend going north earnestly determined - like yeah!

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 9 Apr 10 23:34

Quote: Lynton

designedly eleven sodomists intend going north earnestly determined - like yeah!


Yeah, extempore, ad hoc.

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Posted: 9 Apr 10 23:58 - Edited By: Incredulous, 10 Apr 10 00:08
Hmmnnn!Emotional pygmy, excepted, I try to get by!
Rest and recouperation,needed!
But I am not going back to that funny farm again!
Sorry, another edit, my spelling is not good sometimes!
But I speak like a scouser you see, or perhaps you don't! Ha!

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Posted: 10 Apr 10 18:44 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 10 Apr 10 18:50

Quote: Erskin Quint

Signified ideogrammatically, gnomic neologisms irritate fools: ideals elucidated designedly.




I believe I would like to be a gnome.

"Hoc!" (Orville's cud)

Don't ask me how that got in there.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 10 Apr 10 20:01

Quote: Incredulous

Hmmnnn!Emotional pygmy, excepted, I try to get by!
Rest and recouperation,needed!
But I am not going back to that funny farm again!
Sorry, another edit, my spelling is not good sometimes!
But I speak like a scouser you see, or perhaps you don't! Ha!


The word was "hoc", Sir. Do pay attention old chap. Why not join in? You can express yourself within the parameters of the game as well as within the admittedly looser boundaries of your rants.

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Posted: 10 Apr 10 20:02 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 10 Apr 10 20:02

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Erskin Quint

Signified ideogrammatically, gnomic neologisms irritate fools: ideals elucidated designedly.




I believe I would like to be a gnome.

"Hoc!" (Orville's cud)

Don't ask me how that got in there.


Cud underpins dairying.

(Daisy says "Moo")

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 10 Apr 10 22:16 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 10 Apr 10 22:18

Quote: The San Francisco Onion



"Hoc!" (Orville's cud)





Cud: Udderly disgusting.


Oops, too late:

Dairying Austrians insult rude (yet insane) Nazis graciously.

Lynton
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Posted: 10 Apr 10 23:15
graciously rebel artisans carve idiotically orotund useless sculptures leaving yellowstone

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Posted: 11 Apr 10 10:05 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 11 Apr 10 10:07
Yellowstone erupts! Latent lava obituaries: Warming stratosphere, tectonic outrage, neanderthal economics.

What's the outrage? Hundreds of cubic miles of melted ice.

Don't say I didn't warn you!

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Posted: 11 Apr 10 11:47
World war 3 is an anagram for Sven in Charge of the Iranian Nuclear weapons programme..... have a look at www.themondaysupplement.co.uk and let me know what you think..... similar stuff to this site, would appreciate feedback.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Apr 10 12:10

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Yellowstone erupts! Latent lava obituaries: Warming stratosphere, tectonic outrage, neanderthal economics.

What's the outrage? Hundreds of cubic miles of melted ice.

Don't say I didn't warn you!


economics could obviously need objectives, money in cash savings

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 11 Apr 10 19:08
Savings accumulated - Veronica incredibly never goes shopping.

Lynton
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Posted: 11 Apr 10 20:45
shopping has oliver plaintively pacing in nearby grocery


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Posted: 11 Apr 10 20:58 - Edited By: Incredulous, 11 Apr 10 21:00
Walking from one disaster to the next.
Losing everybody, including myself!

IainB
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Posted: 12 Apr 10 07:52
grocery resellers offer carrots, English radish, yams

Iain

Lynton
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Posted: 12 Apr 10 09:21
yams are mighty saccharific

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Posted: 12 Apr 10 12:48
Saccharific: a completely constructed homonym a rather incredible fabrication I conclude

Iain

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 Apr 10 16:35 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 12 Apr 10 16:36

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Saccharific: a completely constructed homonym a rather incredible fabrication I conclude

Iain


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Lynton
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Posted: 12 Apr 10 19:46
externally x-rated tremendous erection now a limply languishing yoni

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 Apr 10 19:51

Quote: Lynton

externally x-rated tremendous erection now a limply languishing yoni


yoni or never implemented?

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 12 Apr 10 21:07

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Lynton

externally x-rated tremendous erection now a limply languishing yoni


yoni or never implemented?


Implemented mechanical penis? Lesbian erotic mole-violator eats noxious tool. Electric dick!

Lynton
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Posted: 13 Apr 10 00:10
dick is cruder knob

Jaggedone
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Posted: 13 Apr 10 07:36

Quote: Lynton

dick is cruder knob


knob not oversize bollock

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Posted: 13 Apr 10 12:09
Bollock, one, lonely, left of centred knob

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Posted: 13 Apr 10 12:10
Knob: nineteen ounces, butter

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