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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Brassiere, really a support system, is eventually registered 'essential'.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
"Essential" Essential scientists should eradicate not tickle Indian albino lepers |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lepers, epileptics, paraplegics, elderly rabid spastics.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lepers
Lepers enjoy picking extracted rotting skin |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Beat you to 'lepers', JB!
Spastics pay a sum to invalid cripple society. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Oh, it's you, eh? Got there before me again I see.
"spastics" Spastics perform alternative 'special' tasks in communal spas |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Society of cocksuckers is essentially tomorrow's yuppies.
Nope, try again. Yuppies. Your go. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Ok, It's society now.
Society only cares in entertaining tiresome yeomen |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Fuck you again.
Yuppies Yuppies use personal property in enabling spending |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spending pennies encourages needless deliberate investment number games.
Just gonna make a cup of tea and a slice of toast, then I'm watching Match of the Day, 'cos the Tigers won. Gotta see that!! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Games are Monkey's evil specialty |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Take your time. I'm leaving now too, anyways.
I still believe you have evil powers. Addictive. So damn addictive. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Specialty
Specialty Pizzas: extra cheese is addictive, likely tasting yummy. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yummy! Usually Mummy makes yoghurt.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Yoghurt: Often gross, horribly ugly, rancid taste.
(Yes, I hate the stuff) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Taste and smell the eggs.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eggs gratin, gammon steaks.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
steaks taste extra awesome, kabobs suck
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suck up crushed Kryptonite.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Kryptonite: rub your penis to over nine inches, then ejaculate.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
ejaculate jism amid cunt, usually love amourous titty excitement
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Excitement xenophobics crave is the excitement many enjoy: Nutter taunting.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Taunting and uttering nasty tastelessness in Nazi Germany.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Germany enlarged Rome's military and Nazi Youth
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Youth or underage totty hired.
Going to bed now. |
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