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Dear Splork,

Alaska Cod, but I'm sure his response will be peppered with profanities.

Gorton Fisherman,
North SeaormaybeaBee,
Russia

P.S. I'll let you know when I get my Bering Straight

Dear Split

Suck it up!

Captain Sig
FV Northwestern
Bering Bering Gone!

Dear Shallot,

I'll clam up. Got caught up in a net. Didn't read the whole thread.

That's me, the dunderhead shark.

Scusa Mee
Italy

Dear Whatever

Grow up.

Just sayin' like.

Dear Splurge,

The more I do not understand, the less I am inclined to get wrong.

I think?

David Tamponeron

Dear Clive,

dunno about anybody else, but I am just being daft in this thread.

Absolutely no other intention whatever. There may have been issues last week where I was being satirical about the acronym business - but not any more.

I repeat - there is no intention to offend or get at anyone. This is now just a silly thread.

EQ

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Dear Clive,

dunno about anybody else, but I am just being daft in this thread.

Absolutely no other intention whatever. There may have been issues last week where I was being satirical about the acronym business - but not any more.

I repeat - there is no intention to offend or get at anyone. This is now just a silly thread.

EQ

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Oh good, that's how I initially took it. It's not easy coming up with puns comparable to yours Erskin. I think my Bering Straight was a fine example.

Dear Clive,

You historic ambling monument, this is not to be taken seriously. The original Dear Spoof can not, and will not be surpassed. It may be passed if I eat it today and sit on the WC tomorrow morning.

Just saying mate.

Love as Always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dear Erskin

I just composed a rather long and rambling reply which quite frankly would have had the entire forum leaping to their feet, waving their ballot papers with wild-eyed enthusiasm and unfettered respect.

Sadly I accidently deleted the lot whilst looking up the correct spelling of Boeuf Bourguinnon on Bing (dont ask)

Here's a precis:

I like everybody. Stop being silly fuckers.

Lots of love and huggy wug wugs

Cliveypops x

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Dear Clive,

You historic ambling monument, this is not to be taken seriously. The original Dear Spoof can not, and will not be surpassed. It may be passed if I eat it today and sit on the WC tomorrow morning.

Just saying mate.

Love as Always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Kiss me you fool!

Put your head round the door darling, Im waiting.






Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx

Dear Spool,

people keep getting wound up by these threads. It's reelly odd. Are they just being strung along? Is someone pulling the wool over their eyes? Is it time to wrap it up?

Percy Flage
Threadneedle Street
Wooler
The Reel World

Dear Splagagoogoo,

Give me back my knighthood please. I'm lonely without it.

Fred the Thread
Director of Operations
Royal Bank of Sperm (RBS)
Edinmurder

Dear Fred

I will absolutely not be dictated to. If I choose to post blather and slather on my very own 'Skoob Is Absolutely Wonderful,And A Credit To Mankind - Not To Mention A Beacon In The Gathering Apocalyptic Darkness' I shall do so. Without fear of censure.

He is a credit to the world though, isn't he? I think he's absolutely wonderful anyway, not to mention as brave as a young lion.

Best Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Simon Saunders

Dear Splagagoogoo,

Give me back my knighthood please. I'm lonely without it.

Fred the Thread
Director of Operations
Royal Bank of Sperm (RBS)
Edinmurder

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Round these parts, they're referred to as Night Hoodies.

Kindest

The Authorahties
Sanford, FL