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Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 25 Apr 12 18:58
Frankie Worthington - what a player!

Simon Saunders
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Posted: 25 Apr 12 19:55
A good old playboy footballer was Frank "Elvis" Worthington. I read his autobiography 'One hump or two?' I met him on a train once. He was hammered and wearing a terrible sweater. Still a legend though.

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Posted: 25 Apr 12 20:02
Ah, but could he do acronyms?

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Simon Saunders
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Posted: 25 Apr 12 23:16
Wortho couldn't do acronyms, but he could do other players wives. Allegedly. Peter Shilton had a problem with gambling which left him owing other players rather a lot of cash. Ahhh, those were the days.

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