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Yes well of course I knew the solutions to all of the above conundrums within seconds but in customary self effacing stylee I chose not to reveal just how elementary the answers were and how instantly they became apparent to me.

This generous act of humane largesse was to dispel any unfair and deeply hurtful accusations of my being swollen with braggadocio and sense of self importance despite my being a compo god and without doubt the best writer on here by an almost embarrassing margin.

For this reason I shall continue to refrain from displaying my omnipotence and complete and utter superiority over all of you without exception and shall leave it to flash monkeys like Pinxit and Skoob to preen themselves before us like middle-aged, balding peacocks.

*lights pipe and furiously completes The Name Game in The Sun in just under 4 days*

^^^^^ He said 'cocks'

^^^^^^^^^ prime example of sporadic nastiness

Dear Spoof

I'm not fucking bald!

Although I have been known to wear a wig. (See YouTube)

Yet another prime example of cyber-bullying.

Bastards.

Regards

Martin Shuttlecock
Titchfield

HNC at Luton tech that's me then off to Hatfield Poly.

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Quote: Clive Danton

All of the above represents an extremely harsh, uncaring and concerted effort by a gaggle of fois gras and Cod A L'Orange guzzling, university educated highbrows to undermine and belittle a tech college attending cerebrally challenged pauper and to drive the self styled noble savage, crushed and broken from the forums without using capital letters.

Well please be informed "gentlemen" that I shall be delighted to confound your haughty and ill founded prejudices just as soon as you put the requisite little pictures alongside your clues. Oh yes indeedy my swollen browed compadres!

That'll learn 'em folks!

*lights pipe and fills in The Beano Junior X Word in green crayon with tongue lolling from mouth*

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Ah, Lynton...I've been expecting you.

Good to see you're still alive. We love you here. Nuff said. Don't milk it.

Oliver Lawrence
Southwark.

Swollen with braggadocio? Isn't that the long thin stuff? Or is it the flat stuff like ribbons? No wonder you're swollen if you've eaten that. Self-inflicted.

Or is it the formation Inter Milan played in the mid 60s? If so you have my sympathy. Nobody should have to watch that, especially in black and white. Even Ray Wilkins couldn't make that entertaining.

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Quote: Clive Danton


This generous act of humane largesse was to dispel any unfair and deeply hurtful accusations of my being swollen with braggadocio

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Was this too difficult then?

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Quote: Lynton

Sounds like one with pips

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Spring is here and thus the garden calls - result effing knackered most of the time - and still only half-dug. Rained today so not so tired and thought I'd have a shufty.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Ah, Lynton...I've been expecting you.

Good to see you're still alive. We love you here. Nuff said. Don't milk it.

Oliver Lawrence
Southwark.

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How many letters?

Inchcock - Speaking Clock.

Colonel Juan.

I dunno.

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Quote: Lynton

Was this too difficult then?

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Quote: Lynton

Sounds like one with pips

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Quote: Erskin Quint

How many letters?

...Speaking Clock. Col Juan [ Pips would suggest 1st/2nd Lieut or Capt. - Col is Crown plus pips]

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Quote: Lynton

Sounds like one with pips

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Pink zit?

Lyntie-baby, are you sure you've got the hang of this? Or have you been en France too long... Toulon?

This is a cracker, courtesy of the Daily Telegraph:

(5,3,1,4)

(The line opening the forum entry has nothing whatsoever to do with it. I'm betting EQ gets this first.)

What, precisely, is...? ie... there's no link?

Skoob, have you bin on t'cookin' sherry again?

Edit, again... what's the clue?

Don't be daft Pin - Erskin got it the second time

Sounds like one (juan) with pips (that's what Colonels get on shoulders)

Don't be daft Pin - Erskin got it the second time

Sounds like one (juan) with pips (that's what Colonels get on shoulders)

De Gaul connection to this scientific bod on the forum, who suffers occasional leafy problems? (6)

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Inchy

He asks that 'If any bits of foolery make you laff....' on his profile, and entertains us well on the forum? (6)


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Inchy

Almost a former Maidu settlement in Butte County, and a sequence of five cards of the same suit in one hand in piquet, reveals this Spoofer. (6-5)

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Inchy

An altered Sob ok, when Manchester United beat Bayern Munich, reveals this popular forum epistolarian!


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Inchy

Roger gig Ada, will show who this forum fellow is!(11)

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Inchy

Attend mere oaf, who's just finished his magnificent 'Race' series. (13)

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Inchy

Right! Thats enough of this intelligent stuff. How dare you use big words while Im away! (God it was hot in that desert)

You know I can only read small words at a distance.

Has anyone got a pen?


Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx