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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon.  Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
she wants to tell the police. the canadian/american/texan/scottish/irish/cherokee/australian/papua new guinean/brazilian/russian/martian/south london /turkish police.
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
if she stands next to my mug i'm going to call the inspector morse police
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
they will shout down her ears and kill her
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
they live in space
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
a man's here
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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Ellis Ian Fields
Writer  Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can I have a mug?
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Ellis Ian Fields
Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I want a mug!
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Ellis Ian Fields
Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why can't I have a mug?
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Ellis Ian Fields
Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That crazy man and that funny lady have got a mug.
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Ellis Ian Fields
Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
But my mug mustn't be rude.
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Ellis Ian Fields
Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
But it would be ace if it could go in space.
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Simon Saunders
Writer  Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I am a mug.
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
two more mans are here
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
and the swear lady
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
they want to put things into my mug
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
space things.
i'm going to find them for wanting to do that |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
they touch their bottoms
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
they like it
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
they touch their bottoms and say things
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
swearing things.
they touch their bottoms when they go to the toilet and sometimes they touch them inside their pants |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
i'm telling the police
the csi america police |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
they will shout down their ears and kill them with guns
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
in space
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Lynton
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Clive is what's called a Mugophile. I am a man
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