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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You guys made me laugh on what was a crap day! A complete crapfest. So crappy that if crap was a sellable commodity, I'd be a rich woman.
Yours in complete crap, Ellie |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon.  Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Made you laugh? Don't tell me ole CJ's been sending you pics of himself in the tub again Ellie! No wonder you kicked him to the kerb for being immature. My missus saw one that he'd sent me the other day and thought it was an ad for cocktail sausages  |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fancy a nice bit o' bondage? I've got all me own gear!
luv Prince Philip xxxxxx |
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Inchcock
Writer  Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've got plenty of bandage, I keep some in stock in readiness you know.
Plasters, medications, slings, foot powder, and... Oh.. Bondage! Sorry Inchy |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I like a bit of bandage Inchy, I used to hang out with that Florence Nightinghoe but she let me bleed to death.
Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You two reprobates always have to resort to ill conceived smut and medical accessories and by so doing spoil everything don't you?
You'll not find me here again! |
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