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Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

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Posted: 10 May 12 16:54
Hello all,

My name is Scoab and I live in a cage. Honest. No, I really do. It's got bars and locks and stuff.

And a slathering bowl in the corner.

Sounds familiar - that's what the wife always says.

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Grimsby Town

Danny Soz
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Posted: 10 May 12 17:22 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 10 May 12 17:23
Skoob adj. skoobing. pp. skoobed. - To risk all, up to and including being compared to a Hamster in the quest to gently take the piss and then to revel in the shocked outrage that ensues.

eg. I've lost two consecutive night's kip after the skoobing I took in the forums today. I cant believe the punters skoobed me so mercilessly. It was like being skoobed by a bunch of slathering Hamsters!

You'll not see me here again!!!!

armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 10 May 12 17:30
Chris you big hairy pike! laugh, it hurts alot less!



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jaggedone
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Posted: 10 May 12 17:32
Somethings always manage to raise their ugly heads here and I wonder why?

I wish I'd a been at Woodstock, flowers and all that Hippy shit, peace brothers and sisters, peace! Space out man!

armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 10 May 12 17:32
Pindlemoan: col, slang.

A person that urinates on the seat or floor and moans about it but does not clean it up.

"Arm is a Pindlemoaning bastard" said his beautiful wife.




Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jaggedone
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Posted: 10 May 12 18:07
I luv u arm man!

armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 10 May 12 18:34
I love you Jag, in a very Woodstock type hippie way man.





Love as always


Arm xxxxxxxxxxx

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 10 May 12 20:38

Quote: Jaggedone

Somethings always manage to raise their ugly heads here and I wonder why?

I wish I'd a been at Woodstock, flowers and all that Hippy shit, peace brothers and sisters, peace! Space out man!


Why?

armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 10 May 12 20:46
Kissmet SKOOB, whatever that is, I just read it on the side of my new Bong, Anyone got a pair of flares I can wear?



Love as always

Arm mxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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