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Lynton
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Posted: 26 Jan 12 00:38
Inch I wonder how long they had to discuss what flavour vaseline to sell. Creme Brulee? What's wrong with raspberry pavlova or even savory flavours like Bovril, Marmite or Anchovy paste?

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Posted: 26 Jan 12 06:49

Quote: Jaggedone

Inchcock, it seems that our Victor choked on one of his fab one-liner specials and bit his tongue, the smell of blood attracted the grizzly and hence, RIP, in the belly of a mastermind, scrabbling grizzly. Sad times here without old Vic Shakespeare would say and I quote; ( no I won't, I'm a Shakespearean ignoramus).


Jag,
So nice to know that a fellow Shakespearean ignoramus is here, this eases my discomfort about my lack of education somewhat.. thank you for that.

Take care.

Inchcock

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Posted: 26 Jan 12 06:52

Quote: Lynton

Inch I wonder how long they had to discuss what flavour vaseline to sell. Creme Brulee? What's wrong with raspberry pavlova or even savory flavours like Bovril, Marmite or Anchovy paste?


Lymton.
Nice one.
I like the idea of Bovril or Marmite!

Cheers

Inch

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Posted: 31 Jan 12 21:22
I thought Vasaline was, Gentlemans Relish! A bit salty, but got the job done, when on the briny.

I must stop using it to quieten the postern rumbles.


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