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victor nicholas

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Posted: 14 Jun 11 11:46

Dolly Parton is quite a temptress when she sings this.

Quote: P.M. Wortham

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Joleen, Joleen, Joleen.

Joleen,
Your Chicken Almondine,
And side of butter beans,
Was quite the mean cuisine.

Cuter than Maureen,
Who worked at Walgreens,
You smelled like chlorine,
Swimming pool fresh and super clean.

You mastered silkscreen,
Put Tee Shirts on the scene,
Your business sense was green,
Though barely seventeen.

We both hate sardines,
But dig coffee and cafeinne,
You helped me wean morphine,
I love you Joleen.

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