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So STOP replying to my bleeding posts then.

LG

Okay.

But you did ask me a question.

Remember?

Sorry, I don't remember. I have 'Sometimers' disease.

Glad to hear you have a super memory.

Edit: What was the question I asked? Besides that one I've just asked.

It is past your bedtime.

I tried to end with a statement rather than a question so you don't need to reply.

See, I told you I am a 'caring' person.

LG

Fair enough.

But I'm warning you...if you ever turn up on my doorstep I shall call the police.

I'm not messing about here.

You seem to have it in for me for some reason, and you know perfectly well that I'm incapable of defending myslef.

I mean it when I say that I shall call the police.

They'll sort you out.

They'll put you in prison.

Or Broadmoor.

You have been warned.

Skoob, I think you are great.

I love 'chatting' with you.

Don't call the police coz my brother is an 'honoured' policeman. Very well known.

Hopefully he would 'side' with ME. Mind you. Knowing how good he is at his job....I am really not too sure.

Spending the rest of my life with hundreds of WOMEN is my worst nightmare.

Can't stand most of them.

Talk tomorrow. Unless we should take this to PM or email

LOL

LG

I'm not chatting with you.

I'm trying to get you to stop wittering pointlessly and aimlessly on.

And on...

I'm going to bed now.

I shall take a baseball bat and a mobile telephone with me.

If you try to break in I shall call the police.

If the worst comes to the worst, I shall wake the wife up, and she'll sort you out.

Nobody messes with the wife.

Hard as fucking nails she is.

Trust me, I know.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I'm not chatting with you.

I'm trying to get you to stop wittering pointlessly and aimlessly on.

And on...

I'm going to bed now.

I shall take a baseball bat and a mobile telephone with me.

If you try to break in I shall call the police.

If the worst comes to the worst, I shall wake the wife up, and she'll sort you out.

Nobody messes with the wife.

Hard as fucking nails she is.

Trust me, I know.

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Ah yes, but what if your local base station goes down overnight? Hmm? Hmm? And what if your bat was lost? So many hypotheticals we could encounter.

Exactly!

LG

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Futile, aren't they?

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On the contrary, I think these forums provide a useful venue in which contributors can express their personal views in a supportive and anonymous environment without fear of prejudice, recrimination or backlash.

I hope this goes some way to justifying their existence to you Erskin, you ignorant, fascist, stupid, homo, arsehole.

Thanks for that. I'll take all that into account for future reference.

That's really useful, ta.

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Quote: Shaun Ferguson

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Futile, aren't they?

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On the contrary, I think these forums provide a useful venue in which contributors can express their personal views in a supportive and anonymous environment without fear of prejudice, recrimination or backlash.

I hope this goes some way to justifying their existence to you Erskin, you ignorant, fascist, stupid, homo, arsehole.

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Don't listen to him Erskin.

He's taken too many shots to the head.

Like some others I could mention.

But, being a gentleman...

You know how it is sir.

Regards

Skoob.

Absolutely, Skoob.

I'm far too much of a gentleman meself to take offence in response to the utterings of a nonce like this little cunt.

One has to rise above such things and refrain from obscenity.

That's the spirit mate.

Down with this sort of thing, I say.

Regards

Skoob.

Erskin I admire your restraint - when someone jumps out of the bushes at me I generally kick them in the balls.

I think he missed out the A N K E R after the W that he uses to describe himself. Anyway he could be someone we know by another name.

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Quote: Shaun Ferguson

Erskin, you ignorant, fascist, stupid, homo, arsehole.

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Take no notice of him Erskin, I don't think you're stupid.

Back to topic: Darning Needles, do they count.............?

Well birbee, they are certainly pointless!

Though no-one uses them much these days.

LG