Discussion Forum

---

Quote: armfeetandtoe

Roses are red
Daffodils are cheaper.
I'm not a scrooge.
I've only just met her




Arm xxx

---

....ahhhh...a Scots lad????

I thank you for this glorious night,
Your eyes were so huge 'neath the full moons light,
I hope we may do this again sometime,
And I really can't wait, your company was divine!
As I leave you sleeping, know this for certain
Your money's on the side, I wiped my knob on your curtains

Happy Valentine's day!

All the songs here have been negative. Here's a positive one.

When I was young, I thought,
I'd end up beside a princess bride,
It's not stupid, girl,
the compliments are here next,

You're no witch, no bitch,
you're like Spears with better common sense,
You're a star, but I'm a total jack,
But baby, I got your back,
(I got it)

I'm not another blog post,
I'm another guy,
Love you till I'll cry,
I know j'adore you baby,
Quite sure you're for me too,
We should make an orally-binding agreement,
to only have sex with each other,
Because at night-time,
near my Birmingham dwelling,
It'll be you and I,

The other guys you like,
are just posers who make no art,
I'm no money-bags or human-righter but,
Can I win your heart?
Is this ours to start?

Ed: It's a little crap, but it's 11pm, and that's the best I can do

A great day for a massacre.

Al Capone

And with that last comment St. Valentine's Day endeth.

LG

My helmet's red,
Your lips are blue,
Put the first in the second,
And make me some goo.


Happy Valentine's Day from me to you all!

What the hell. I wrote this a couple years ago. Here's my Valentine's Day song.


Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day,
And what I truly wish dear,
Is you loved me half as much
As you love your beer

You stay up all night long,
And say it's cause you're thinkin',
But the truth of it is,
You love your drinkin'

I searched high, I searched low
For someone to love,
I thought you were the one for me.
But it's been too many years
And a truckload of tears,
It's Valentine's Day dear
And all you're lovin' is your beer.

Every time you say you're gonna quit,
I think it's true
And you even slow down
For a week or two.

But when you think you've done your part
You go and hit the mini-mart,
For another couple of cases
Of the stuff that stole your heart.

I searched high, I searched low
For someone to love,
I thought you were the one for me.
But it's been too many years
And a truckload of tears,
It's Valentine's Day dear
And all you're lovin' is your beer.

Dismal. Just dismal, Charpa.

Try this:

My lips are red,
Your ringpiece is pink,
When I bend the first to the second,
The second tends to stink.



Short, succinct, and all the necessary information was included.

---

Quote: Gay Larry

Dismal. Just dismal, Charpa.

Try this:

My lips are red,
Your ringpiece is pink,
When I bend the first to the second,
The second tends to stink.



Short, succinct, and all the necessary information was included.

---

I figured no one would like it. But dismal? a bit harsh I'd say, about as harsh as your stinky finger. No accounting for taste in either case.

How about this:

Roses are Red
Monkey is Mean
Thank God Valentine's Day has passed.

P.S. Some American trucker out there gets it I'll bet.

Hey Charpa - don't be so hard on yourself...I liked it - honest I did.

It's one of the best! 5 thumbs!

LG

I'm on a 'time budget' so don't get to see everything right away...or have to pick and choose when and where to post...
Sorry - should have told you yesterday I liked it....

I agree with Gay Larry 100%.
A dismal song.
Pure unadulterated shite.

---

Quote: Gay Larry

---

Wrote a tribute spoof about you Gay Larry.

Glad to see you'll be tackling the Downing Street vermin...

Gay Larry has just whispered in my ear that he would love to rate your story, Queenie, but he is presently inspecting a man's bare bottom with both his thumbs.

Magnifying glass not good enough, eh?

Go on, then.

Try these 2 words:

buckram and tortfeasor.

Your topic is:

Pargeting.

---

Quote: Inhopeless

Hang on, here comes in my great lyrical on-the-spot skills (I was the sole lyricist of a band for two... months. My lyrics, to one music teacher 'were great', but the way the band played it was 'not as good'.)

This won't be a love song,
Hell, you asked for it,
Here it goes and,
I hope you hate it too, 'cause.
You know my feelings about you,
They don't have words,
They don't have meanings either.
I'm being ambigious,
'Cause you're not salacious,
Nor will you ever be.
To me-ee.

(I can write better lyrics - just give me two words and a topic and I'll write a verse or two)

---