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Farmer Brown's son ran of with a ewe, he's not gay!

Siddown here, can I getcha something?

A coffee or anything?

For heaven's sake isn't that something.

Come in! Eh! Jethro shut your middle eye we've got guests!

You know that cap isn't just there to keep the sun offa your head.

That Bobby Heenan sure is something isn't he.

I say, you a townie? Look, Jess, its one of them city people. Could be useful stock on the farm. Nice, sturdy legs, strong jaw... good hip. We could use you for the breeding program, eh Jess?

Well I'll be. Ain't that just the cutest little calf you ever laid yore eyes on?

My, oh my, oh my. You really must come to church with us on Sunday. We'll be having supper after the service, and I'm making my famous buttermilk pie.

Yep, this is the land my great, great granddaddy left my great granddaddy, that left it to my grandaddy, and my daddy left to me. Now come on in here and let's get you some supper.

Well hush my mouth. I cain't believe you stopped by just to give me some of yore blue ribbon sweet pickles. Come on in here now. I just made some fresh lemonade.

G'night John Boy!

LG

G'night Granpaw! G'night Mary Beth! G'night Paw!

Say, you like my Mercedes? Thanks to them price rises, I gots me one!

Come set yerself down by the fire. We're just about to have even more beans...

My three daughters and the traveling salesman are rolling in the haystack looking for a needle!

Charpa you sound just like one of us, you're not related to that Charpa family up in Milner Ridge that had those freckle faced daughters.

Well slap my knee and call me sissy. I'm as freckle-faced as it gits. Them there Charpas is my cousins.

Yore slicker than a frog on a greased palm.

Hi there. Y'all come on in here. Let me take off this apron and sit a spell with you. I got me a mess a gossip I'm just dyin' to tell. Why did you know that Brother George down at the Christ in Faith Worship Hall just got hitched to...oh fiddlesticks, I think my blueberry buckle is about done. Make yourself t'home. I'll be right back.

My, oh, my, I invented ye olde loou. I spent fifteen years on that loou. In the end that loou was broken. Those damn townies!

We send the townies to sit on the one with no hole cut in it, they usually sit taller afterwards.