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Quote: Lady Godiva

I do think that all of us have one toe or more in the Dark Side - truth be known.

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Truth be known: no you don't.


And if you did have more than one toe in the dark side then you would fall over.
Probably.

Actually, I'm just picking myself up from the fall.

LG

Fergus, where are you? JB is here. I need your help....

LG

OK, for all you who are sick of being nicey nice all the time come on over to the 'Flame-out' thread in General Discussion if you aren't afraid of some blood and guts.
Wussies need not show up.
Bring your honed battle axes.

Don't go!

rfreed has set a trap!

A big grizzly bear awaits!

Don't fall for it!

Regards...where's me leg gorn...?

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Don't go!

rfreed has set a trap!

A big grizzly bear awaits!

Don't fall for it!

Regards...where's me leg gorn...?

Skoob.

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Too late, Grasshopper!
Many have gone over there; now many are gone.
BWHAAAAA HAAAA!

The Dark Side of the Force is very strong.
And you have failed your test to join us by trying to warn others.
Cowl or no cowl.
Now you must wander forever in the Purgatory between the two Forces.

At least maybe you'll get some rest.

If any of you are serious about joining The Dark Side ©, please get in touch with Jesus Budda, with a contact address, so that he can send you an application form.

Remember, though, joining The Dark Side © is not just for Christmas.

At my brother's school there's a Dark Side. The leader, ironically is the weakest kid ever. Ever. That eclipses even me.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

If any of you are serious about joining The Dark Side ©, please get in touch with Jesus Budda, with a contact address, so that he can send you an application form.

Remember, though, joining The Dark Side © is not just for Christmas.

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Ummm....how do I put this......
Lord Vader has asked that I inform you IN THE STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE .....that he, and ONLY he.... has the copyright on The Dark Side. While I cannot print exactly what he related to me on the subject, let it suffice to say that he is VERY, VERY upset that any "pipsqueak daring to invoke the name of the Force" would endure a wrath that would, as he put it, "make Hell seem like warm dip in a hot tub" end quote.
Let me confer my considerable experience serving the Sith Lord to say that he does now treat his friends very well, God help his enemies. I have lying next to me at the moment the smoldering puddle of a lackey who dared say that he mispronounced "anguishing agony" in reference to you and paid the price for his correction.
I would personally refute your copyright claim to 'The Dark
Side' as quickly as possible (yesterday, if you can manage it) for the sake of your health and soon to be disembodied soul. While normally I too am a ruthless devotee of the Dark Force, I am making an exception in this case to warn a fellow Spoofite which I feel it is the duty of what is left of the Light Side of the Force that is left in me. Also, most fellow Spoofites have it bad enough as it is with living in their Grandmother's basements and having to get emotional gratification from blowup he or she dolls or both.
I wish you well and God speed on revoking that copyright.
In the event that you ignore this warning could I have all your stuff when you croak?

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Quote: rfreed

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Quote: Monkey Woods

If any of you are serious about joining The Dark Side ©, please get in touch with Jesus Budda, with a contact address, so that he can send you an application form.

Remember, though, joining The Dark Side © is not just for Christmas.

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Ummm....how do I put this......
Lord Vader has asked that I inform you IN THE STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE .....that he, and ONLY he.... has the copyright on The Dark Side. While I cannot print exactly what he related to me on the subject, let it suffice to say that he is VERY, VERY upset that any "pipsqueak daring to invoke the name of the Force" would endure a wrath that would, as he put it, "make Hell seem like warm dip in a hot tub" end quote.
Let me confer my considerable experience serving the Sith Lord to say that he does now treat his friends very well, God help his enemies. I have lying next to me at the moment the smoldering puddle of a lackey who dared say that he mispronounced "anguishing agony" in reference to you and paid the price for his correction.
I would personally refute your copyright claim to 'The Dark
Side' as quickly as possible (yesterday, if you can manage it) for the sake of your health and soon to be disembodied soul. While normally I too am a ruthless devotee of the Dark Force, I am making an exception in this case to warn a fellow Spoofite which I feel it is the duty of what is left of the Light Side of the Force that is left in me. Also, most fellow Spoofites have it bad enough as it is with living in their Grandmother's basements and having to get emotional gratification from blowup he or she dolls or both.
I wish you well and God speed on revoking that copyright.
In the event that you ignore this warning could I have all your stuff when you croak?

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Hey, you stole my word "pipsqueak" pipsqueak.

Hey! Grandma's basement beats the drug-addled, crime-filled, loser-wrecking streets of metropolitian areas.

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Quote: rfreed

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Ummm....how do I put this......
Lord Vader has asked that I inform you IN THE STRONGEST TERMS POSSIBLE .....that he, and ONLY he.... Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah....I wish you well and God speed on revoking that copyright.
In the event that you ignore this warning could I have all your stuff when you croak?

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Ummm.... Lord Vader is an actor with a bread bin on his head.

There has always been a dark side since time began, before time began, think about it, God, who funnily enough happens to be my dad, allegedly said "Let there be light."

He didn't say "Let there be dark" now did he? No, he didn't, because that would have meant that it was already light and he wanted it to be dark which would have been a pointless and ridiculous thing to say because the first thing he would have to do would be to create light again because no one would be able to see where they were going or what they were doing unless he gave everybody natural night vision.

Which he didn't, if he had done that he would never have needed to say "let there be light" because obviously no one would have much of a use for it.

There has always been a dark side, there will always be a dark side, it is everywhere you look and everywhere you dont.


I think I'm safe enough using Jaffa cakes and plain chocolate digestives as proof positive.




"Lord Vader".... FFS!

Ferg, a mate of mine actually ran into the Green Cross Code Jedi Master somewhere in England years ago. He told me that 'Vader' was nothing to be scared of, and was, in reality, a bit of a big 'fuck all'. See, amd read, some of this shit for an insight into just how scary 'Lord Vader' isn't.

http://www.darthvader-starwars.com/

You won't have me quaking in my boots, rfreed!

I am the true master of The Dark Side ©. In my domain, 'Lord Vader' is but a twerp. There is no need for a man in a white catsuit to help children across the road, for there are no roads down here, only pain and suffering. And abuse, of course. Let's not forget abuse. On a grand scale.

The Force? By that, do you mean the Constabulary? I have no need of The Force. They are merely a band of hired miscreants, doing the bidding of individuals representing states in which I have no interest. Law and order? I oppose both, with an enthusiasm you would find difficult to comprehend, and rede you thus:

Stay out of my way, Little Bollox.

Love and kisses,

Monkey

Owner - The Dark Side ©

They'll never get it Monkey.

See you at the meeting.

Hi Fergus. Did it ever occur to you that we mightn't WANT it? So we'll choose 'not to get it' on porpoise. LOL


LG

Re MW's Darth Vader link.

Looks like poor Darth's in a bit of a bad way - with one thing or another.

Maybe all this body building and gym stuff isn't such a great idea after all.

Still, he gets about more than I do, so I suppose I'm not really in a position to criticise.

Regards

Skoob.

I'm not afraid to say I'm afraid of Monkey Woods and therefore, I steer clear of the dark side if only for that reason.

Hey, you stole my word "pipsqueak" pipsqueak.[/blockquote
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SILENCE WOMAN, OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!!!!!!

Have you ever noticed that there are no female Jedi or Sith Masters?
That is because they have all been carbonated and turned into nudie wall hangings in Jaba the Hutts fortress.

Think about that. Think long and deep about it.

I'd bet good money there aren't any pipsqueaks allowed to hang out in the dark side either, pipsqueak.

To be fair to pipsqueaks, everyone has a dark side in them, but it's a question of 'just how dark is your dark side'?

If you are someone who is normally only very slightly dark, then you can forget all about joining The Dark Side ©.. Indeed, only if you are the kind a person from whom light can't escape, should you bother asking Budda for the forms, because he doesn't like his time being wasted, and he will seek out and destroy anyone who isn't dark enough.

I hope that's made things a bit darker for you.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

To be fair to pipsqueaks, everyone has a dark side in them, but it's a question of 'just how dark is your dark side'?

If you are someone who is normally only very slightly dark, then you can forget all about joining The Dark Side ©.. Indeed, only if you are the kind a person from whom light can't escape, should you bother asking Budda for the forms, because he doesn't like his time being wasted, and he will seek out and destroy anyone who isn't dark enough.

I hope that's made things a bit darker for you.

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I'm sort of mocha beige myself.

To Charpa the Hutt- it takes one to know one.

Cheese it, pipsqueak. Monkey's onto us.

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Quote: Charpa93

Cheese it, pipsqueak. Monkey's onto us.

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Dearest Charpa the Mutt,
He's not really a monkey. He's that weird little creature in Jabba the Hutt's Palace who had hair hanging out of his ears and had that creepy laugh. I can see where someone would mistake him for a monkey.

Pipcreep.

This is the true 'real life' Dark Side.

Cup of Tea, Errol.............

cunt.............

You're on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I'm gonna be under it when it breaks. Now fuck off...

That's brilliant that birb.

I only watched the first three minutes because the wife's on the phone, but I'll get back to it when she's done.

Regards

Skoob.