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rfreed
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Location: Lost in Ohio of all places.
Registered: 10 Oct 08

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Posted: 16 Feb 11 04:39
This is my lust letter to the Snorg T-shirt girl.
The cute dark short haired one in the sqare ad who is looking off to the side, not the other jail bait ones.

This is for her eyes only. The rest of you buzz off.

My lovely Snorg Girl,
You're lovliness puts to shame the potty mouthed dribblings of the writers here.
Your countenance invokes the mystery and wonderment of the new moon at its fullest.
The wondrousness of your full bosom is a testament to the richness that womanhood can acheive.
With your love I would never need a pillow again.
Ah, for the touch of your fine hands upon mine
and the wondrous look from your eyes upon me.
But for a relationship all things seperating us would have to be gotten rid of
and that includes the t-shirt.
Let no material seperate our bodies natural inclination towards each other
even if it is your source of income.
For that matter get rid of the jeans too.
Lust is a many splendored thing.



rfreed
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Posted: 8 Mar 11 19:33
I snorged her.

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