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..."SHUT UP!" the other guy yelled. "Do you know that there are people on theSpoof.com forums writing our every word? Why, those meddling Spoofers! They can hear our words, even when we are totally *quiet*... yeah, those people like *recites names of people who have posted*!" Meanwhile in an alleyway in a giant metropolis...

Botman and Ruben don thier capes. "Oye! Vot a shunder! That I should haf to go crime fighting on a night like dis". Moaned Botman. "You should moan", Said Ruben. "It cost me 5 sheckles in a taxi to get here".

There was a scream in the dark......................








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...as some guy said: "CUT! YOU'RE FIRED!" The two guys, saddened, then died on the spot. Because someone dropped a brobdingnagian piano on thier heads. It...

The Yamaha piano Ninja hit squad! Once again, they delivered thier deadly cargo straight onto the victims nugget, and melted into the background like all ninja do.
Except for one, Torri Orinako, who approached De Ville the director, and asked him............





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..."Can you hold my blade?" A sharp shard of metal smashed through De Ville's body, and the ninja disapeared too. Many people were shocked when a deadly...

Gas, escaping from De Villes anus, began to choke the gathering crowd. "Run! Run!" shouted a policeman. "Is the gas lethal?" Enquired a Nun.

"No" Sad the cop, "But it can give you a habit".
The Nun ran into..............




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The 7/11 and bought some condoms and a flashlight. Quickly inflating the condoms into a bat shape and shining the flashlight into the air, parishioner Gordon (the nun) signaled for the REAL Batman and Robin.....

who, seeing the bat-sign in the sky said in unison,

"Oh f**k it",

Batman went on to say, "Every bleeding time we settle down to watch Coronation Street some bugger wants us."

Robin stamped his foot and yelled....."Holy...

...Shit Batman! Michael Jackson is dead and I haven't grieved for him yet! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Batman replied,

"Robin, pull yourself together like a pair of curtains. Elvis is also dead. Let's get into the Batmobile and deal with this emergency. Hopefully it's just an old woman who's been mugged for her pensiion."

Robin answered, "Oh yeah! Wham bang thank you mam...Batman, I'm going to be straight[/straight with you (just for today by the way)...I think we should.....

..."find Cat Woman and ask her for two pair of her used panties." said Robin

"Frankly Robin, nothing would bring me more pleasure, but... what if that signal was from someone truly in distress."

"Holy Irritable Bowel Syndrome Batman, lets hit the batpoles and get to the batmobile!"

Alarmingly annoying musical bridge; Fast paced cutting of the caped crusaders sliding down poles hopping in a hopelessly outdated fiberglass vehicle and ridiculous flames flying out the back....

Over the bridge and into the Batmobile.

"Holy Batmobile Batman. What's that funny smell?"

"Don't worry your little head my short-cute-in-tights friend. It's only.....

...guano," said Batman and winked. Annoyed, Robin let out an angry fa*t that tore through the pressurised air inside the batmobile with a sewerish stink. Its wet ending had diarrhaeic undertones. "Robin...! What the...

Look at the frigging mess you've made. Now we'll have to clean it up..NO - YOU will have to clean it up and get changed before we go and rescue this poor soul in need...who might be dead by the time we reach our destination now."

Robin left to get the 'cleaning materials' but before he reached the kitchen he heard footsteps being him and turned to see.......

Alfred holding a folded clean "Robin" outfit and cape, "Batman warned me about your little accident Master Bator...er I mean Master Robin," smiled Alfred

Robin grabs the clothing from Alfred, "OH! Shut-up Alfred I'm sick of playin the side kick! From now on it's going to be "Robin The Wanker King!"

Just then a robotic penguin waddled into the room and began spewing yellow smoke...

"Oh no!" exclaimed Alfred, "Not the waddling penguin spewing yellow smoke again. Scram you little bugger. Scram I say."

The penguin ignored Alfred and headed for the study shouting in true penguin style,

"Joker, come out...you can't fool me! I know you are in there. I can smell you from here."

Alfred watched in astonishment as.......

... the Pengiun came out. "PENGUIN. NOT JOKER. I'm insulted! I must now fight you in a heroic battle where you win... I get the feeling of deja vu... what shall we do differently? They...

both sat down on the green leather furniture, poured two fingers of single malt each and began to ponder the situation.

After 10 more fingers (each) of single malt, Penguin had an answer. He muttered....

..."I wanna be crime-fighter." This shocked Bats and Robin. What could he do for work experience? They looked at each other and smiles. Bats said "Pengy, you..."

can work with us and do the undercover work in the Convent. There's something funny going on in there with those nuns. We suspect secret passages leading to and from the nearby monastery. Three nuns have disappeared this past month. Go forth and bring us news."

Pengy waddled off in the direction of the Convent waved a flipper and shouted, over his shoulder.......

..."What's the zip code for Gotham? What state are we in?"...

Batman shouted back, "What the hell has THAT got to do with the mission I have just sent you on? Anyway, it's 666. Are you going or what? - Oh..and by the way...we are in a 'Hell of a State' so get going".

Pengy screamed back at Batman.....

"666? That's not a state! Anyway, can I borrow your GPS? The internet credit on my phone's run out!" Batman duly threw Penguin the GPS and...

added, "Don't come back here until you've solved the mystery of the missing nuns and don't break my bloody GPS. I've only had it a week."

"Oh stop your bloody whining Batman and go........

"Get the job done!" Batman skulked away with his cape between his legs. Robin took the car.
They arrived at the Nunnery and decided to go in the back way. Batman likes it round the back, thought Robin.

They picked the lock and entered the kitchen, sitting at a long refectory table was a..................






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