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I did a poem on the poetry thread in dutch just for you JO - I see you brought yourself but where's me cake?

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Quote: Jaggedone

At my age I'm quite happy not to have birthdays / Many happy returns oh learned one / JO

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Well, you old git.

Not to worry.

I'll send you:

1. The Results of The Pygmy Hippopotamus Survey For 13 January 1952 (Mini Hippo Returns For Your Birthday)
2. An imaginary pod of narwhals

I'll also supply, free of imaginary charge, a supply of imaginary Greenland Halibut for the narwhals to feed on.

Surreally nice thought EQ. I'm really grapeful I'm listing it's the chamfers don't you know. I took the tablets but they weren't much use so Moses took them back. I would have prefered 1.25 octopusses in a marquee then I could have tentativey tackled ten tentacles in a tent. But I can't have everything.

I once heard a tantivvy and was attentive, and then was tentatively tickled by ten tentacles in an attentive tentative tantivvy tentacle-tickling tent activity.

I won't mention the Caernarfon ASBO sea mammals.

The North Wales ne-er do well narwhals.

Oops too late.

No control EQ that's your problem

Well everyone you guessed what I wanted - there is nothing like the pleasure of juggling the adjectives loosening the vowels and ignoring the punscreen factor 30, aggravating the adverbs and generally chucking around the litter of aliteration. And who better to do it with than you lot. Several couldn't drop by but these absent friends would have come if they could. So cheers to you all and thank you.

Until next year

Leneten (as my word processor insists on trying to call me)

Belated birthday stuff.

Did I miss anything?

No?

OK.............

Happy Birthday (belated, goes without saying, actually), Lynton, or Lenetan, to your keyboard.

Don't know how I missed this thread. I hope there's some cake still left in the fridge...