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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I had one o' them. T'wheel cem off.
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Lynton
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Erskine read it carefully with a dutch accent
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah.
Anyone For Tennyson? |
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Lynton
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I'll try but my Service isn't what it was
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fuk you, fuk you, for curiosity.
Arsole, arsole, are soldier I will be. To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee. To fight for the old cunt, fight for the old cunt, fight for the old country. Aye thenkyour! Arm xxxx |
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Lynton
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I believe they call this poetic form the 'trench foot' commonly used by war poets and found in profusion on barrack room walls.
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I walk in a land, that is not mine.
My home is far from here. The only reason that I stay. Is the benefits I recieve. Arm xxxx |
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Lynton
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Almost Haiku Arm I take it that it concerns a Scotsman? They love being somewhere with roads and running hot water
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