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Amethyst Ryder
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Posted: 11 Jan 11 15:04

Quote: SpaceElevator

What if God, Allah, or whatever name you prefer tried to contact us through TheSpoof discussion board...?

And what if Lynton told him to get the f*ck outta here...?

That would seem pretty funny to me -- so I would likely get struck by a lightning bolt as well.


Any Deity so easily put off is either too stupid or too petty to be running the Universe, hence, Not Really Deity.

Problem solved.

Mikethelad
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Posted: 11 Jan 11 17:37
Hi, newbie here..

I started reading posts in forums to catch up on Spoof stuff and frankly this one made me go check my medication bottle in the bathroom. Obviously I missed episode 1 so lost half the plot but will enjoy becoming enlightened at a later date..

Hugs all
M

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Posted: 11 Jan 11 19:29
No, sometimes spammers get on and write messages and while we should ignore them and alert Mark, many of us can't help ourselves and begin to respond. When Mark (site owner) finally sees the thread, he deletes it without warning and those just showing up don't have a clue as to what transpired just beforehand.

Hi Newbie, welcome to the zoo.

Charpa

Lynton
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Posted: 11 Jan 11 19:33
This is mild Mike compared to some



Quote: Mikethelad

Hi, newbie here..

I started reading posts in forums to catch up on Spoof stuff and frankly this one made me go check my medication bottle in the bathroom. Obviously I missed episode 1 so lost half the plot but will enjoy becoming enlightened at a later date..

Hugs all
M


birbee
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Posted: 11 Jan 11 21:28

Quote: Lynton

This is mild Mike compared to some



Quote: Mikethelad

Hi, newbie here..

I started reading posts in forums to catch up on Spoof stuff and frankly this one made me go check my medication bottle in the bathroom. Obviously I missed episode 1 so lost half the plot but will enjoy becoming enlightened at a later date..

Hugs all
M



Who are these 'some' you are comparing MildMike to and how do you know he is mild?

It's very presumptious of you, calling him by a pet name on the first date.............

Mikethelad
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Posted: 11 Jan 11 21:43
Mild Mike has a certain ring to it.....just to the north of "bland" and south of "angry".
Thanks for the hints and looking forward to getting up to speed....

Charpa93
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Posted: 12 Jan 11 00:42
Gosh I read it wrong. I thought you were Miket Helad, from Slovenia. Honest mistake.

Amethyst Ryder
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Posted: 12 Jan 11 02:43
Hi, Mike.

I generally ignore spam, wherever I encounter it (especially on the table), but some choose to engage.

To be honest, when I saw "Unwanted visitors," I thought maybe some other area of the world was dealing with the Hideous Mouse Problem that has plagued the Minneapolis area (and maybe all of Minnesota and/or the Upper Midwest) this winter. People who never had problems with mice are now calling exterminators to help get rid of the damn critters.

Anyway, that's not your problem. Welcome to the Spoof.


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Posted: 12 Jan 11 07:57
Its actually an Algerian name
Mik Ethelad


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Posted: 12 Jan 11 08:06

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I thought maybe some other area of the world was dealing with the Hideous Mouse Problem that has plagued the Minneapolis area (and maybe all of Minnesota and/or the Upper Midwest) this winter. People who never had problems with mice are now calling exterminators to help get rid of the damn critters.


Is this the Minnie Mouse plague?

Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll get me coat on the way out.

Iain

Amethyst Ryder
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Posted: 12 Jan 11 15:57

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Quote: Amethyst Ryder
I thought maybe some other area of the world was dealing with the Hideous Mouse Problem that has plagued the Minneapolis area (and maybe all of Minnesota and/or the Upper Midwest) this winter. People who never had problems with mice are now calling exterminators to help get rid of the damn critters.


Is this the Minnie Mouse plague?

Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll get me coat on the way out.

Iain


While you're at it, take the mice with you.


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