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I gave up.

Haven't got a clue what the story was about, but I'm glad it has a happy ending.

I went for a drive today.............

Where to?



I watched Manu. U tie 1 - 1 with another team.

Lady G.

Edit: Skoob's just alterted me to the error in my post.
See below....

Blackburn Rovers.

1-1 tie?

Twas never that. Nor even a draw.

7-1 United.

Dimitar Berbatov scored five.

Even Nani and Park got in on the scoring act.

Anyway, I have work in 6 hours.

Night Spoofers.

See you all later..

Regards

Skoob...zzzzzzzzzz.....ho! what!

Night.

Shit, shit,shit! I meant Manchester City.

Freudian slip coz Man. U is my FAVOURITE TEAM...AND THEY DIDN'T SHOW THAT ON OUR T.V.

Thanks for alerting me to the error of my post Skoob.

Now just alert me to the errors of my ways.

Cheers

Lady G.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Shit, shit,shit! Manchester City.



Lady G.

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There's no need for that sort of thing Lady G, you being a hoon teacher and all.

I'd be gratefull if you could control your emotions and join the lobby for me to be permanently instated as Featured Writer and restore the natural order and balance that has been disrupted by the maelstrom of daily uncertainty in the anticipation of random algorithms.


Way aye pet.


George Clooney.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Shit, shit,shit! Manchester City.



Lady G.

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There's no need for that sort of thing Lady G, you being a hoon teacher and all.

I'd be gratefull if you could control your emotions and join the lobby for me to be permanently instated as Featured Writer and restore the natural order and balance that has been disrupted by the maelstrom of daily uncertainty in the anticipation of random algorithms.


Way aye pet.


George Clooney.

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....will you settle for being Prime Minister?...that we can fix...look what we did for Arkansas and The Isle of Wight.....

Power in the Press & the Little People...

Soup.

I learned the 'bad' word from the kids at school Fergus.

By the way, can't help you out old chap. It's against my non-religion to vote

Lady G.

It's snowing.

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Quote: Mark

It's snowing.

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Liar, I've just looked and it's not.

You made my kids get all excited.

When I phoned them and told them.............

I pulled a miscellaneous thread from my shirt and it unraveled the whole darned thing. I never bothered to darn the darned thing though.

I call loose threads "Irish pennants" (that's the nautical part of me). In Ireland do they just call them pennants?

No, your are confusing pennants with penanace I think.

Unravelling a thread? I've been trying to do that for months on this site.

Can't be done.

Gotta go phone me mam.

I'll get the Middlesbrough weather report...as usual..
and the seventy fifth repetition of her last hospital stay

Sorry mam....I know that sounds cruel...but I mean it in a daughterly loving way.

No snow here yet - but when I was shopping today I bought some sexy 'knee highs' to wear - I think they're called 'pop socks' 'over 'ome though.

Lady G.

It was a star today in the advent calendar. I got a cracker yesterday. Who knows what tomorrow may bring.

- Ancient Chinese proverb.

Does you calendar have chocolates inside Mark?

I bought a snowman ornament with a big bell for his body and I put it on my classroom door so it jingles.

Lady G.

I spent Miscellanious wrongly did I not? It's taken me THIS long to figure out it looks funny.

I know, I know, Mark tried to tell me a while back but it was too late to change the title.
Also, I wasn't sure about what he was saying because of his accent.

Lady G.

Anagrams,Acronyms, we are just Spoofing the English language. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Does you calendar have chocolates inside Mark?

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Of course

I may have a go at building an igloo.

Fuck this snowman lark, if you are gonna go for it, then you may as well go for it properly.............

Just remember to leave a doorway so that you can GET OUT!

On second thoughts....disregard that first remark...build on...build on my man... Then when it gets cold inside...light a big roaring fire.


Happy to help out with tips. TIPS I Typed.

Lady G

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Just remember to leave a doorway so that you can GET OUT!

On second thoughts....disregard that first remark...build on...build on my man... Then when it gets cold inside...light a big roaring fire.


Happy to help out with tips. TIPS I Typed.

Lady G

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Tis already done, have you not seen.............?

Igloos.

I like that.

Gave it five thingies.

Regards

Skoob.

Man who go to sleep with problem in hand wake up with solution on tummy.

Less Ancient Chinese Proverb

I can't keep up. I read it via the link. Great stuff!

5 snowballs. Hey..our minds went in a similar direction (Twilight Zone Music playing in the background)

Lady G.

I just poked myself in the eye with a zip. Ouch!

Star again in the Advent calendar today. Bit repetitive. Hope it's not all stars and crackers.

Check the front, Mark!

If it says 'Co-Op's Own 99p Chocolate Stars And Crackers Advent Calendar', then I'm afraid that's all you're gonna get!

lol