Forum Home / Login / Register

This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / General Discussion / The Chess Board


[This topic is LOCKED]

6 Pages - « 1 [2] 3 4 5 » »»
AuthorMessage
Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 25 Nov 10 10:53
Okay.

That's it.

I'm off up the shops.

Back in about 30

Skoob.

pinxit
Writer


Registered: 24 Aug 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 25 Nov 10 11:48

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: pinxit

A-hahahaaaaaaaa....

Hardly Kasparov is he Skoob?





I heard that, pinxit.

You're next, mate. Get under your stairs and get the chess set ready...


Better than that chum, I've got my own online 'Deep Blue'...

Sportsmanship? Bollox. "Win at all costs..." after all, I'm a Tyke too.



Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 26 Nov 10 16:36 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 26 Nov 10 16:39
We'll see about that. Just wait until I've finished with the Lancashire Git.

Just you fucking wait, you York bastard.

Love,

MW

xxx

Move #3: Pawn E4 to F5 (takes Skoob's pawn)

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 26 Nov 10 22:10
Move 4

Knight to F6

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 27 Nov 10 15:07 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 27 Nov 10 15:22
Move #5: Pawn from B2 to B3.

Skoob?

Jean Le Fete
Deanalope
Jean Le Fete

Location: Mid No Where
Registered: 14 May 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 27 Nov 10 16:36
Skoob is indisposed at the moment, but I've got a camera set-up with Skpe. Pawn B7 to B5.

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 27 Nov 10 16:53
Yoot! Jean len mai dai, krup! Monkey len glap Skoob.

Pai non, gon!

Jean Le Fete
Deanalope
Jean Le Fete

Location: Mid No Where
Registered: 14 May 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 27 Nov 10 19:43

Quote: Monkey Woods

Yoot! Jean len mai dai, krup! Monkey len glap Skoob.

Pai non, gon!



Puud len krup! Mai ben rai, khun Jean len mai curry ben krup!

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 27 Nov 10 19:47

Quote: Monkey Woods

Move #5: Pawn from B2 to B3.

Skoob?


Move#6

Pawn H7 to H6

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Nov 10 04:48
Move #7: Bishop C1 to B2

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Nov 10 20:04
Move#8

Pawn to B5

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 28 Nov 10 20:12
Quite honestly...I'd prefer a Cheese Board.

Lady G.



Plenty of cheesiness on this site

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Nov 10 22:26
It ain't exactly Fisher v Spassky or Kasparov v Deep Blue, but holy moley! It's Monkey Woods v Skoob (The rematch)

What do you want?

Blood?

That comes later.

Heh heh!

Sorted!

Regards

Skoob.

Jean Le Fete
Deanalope
Jean Le Fete

Location: Mid No Where
Registered: 14 May 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 29 Nov 10 14:01
Rush him Skoob, the Queen is not looking!!

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 29 Nov 10 15:15 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 29 Nov 10 15:16
Move 9: Bishop F1 to B5 (takes pawn)


I'm often wrong, but I predict a quick ending here, Skoob.

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 29 Nov 10 20:01
Move#10 - Bishop C8 to B7

I'm cool.

Morse
-- --- .-. ... .
Posted: 29 Nov 10 20:07

Quote: Jean Le Fete

Rush him Skoob, the Queen is not looking!!




I think the Queen is in drag...or looking at the hung Knight.......

8 moves in 31 days....F*****g Awesome!!!

can you hurry it up guys...we need this table for tonight's buffet....

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 29 Nov 10 22:58
Cap - shut the F up!

Kingside onslaught was his ploy in the first encounter.

It worked too.

Proper caught me napping, he did.

Crafty bugger.

I have four days off now, so I'll try to speed it up.

It's tough playing with a ten hour time difference when you're both working.

Monkey's a couple of pawns up, but he ain't really going anywhere. As the actress said to THE BISHOP.

Heh heh!

Sorted!

Skoob.

Morse
-- --- .-. ... .
Posted: 30 Nov 10 01:22

Quote: Skoob1999

Cap - shut the F up!

Kingside onslaught was his ploy in the first encounter.

It worked too.

Proper caught me napping, he did.

Crafty bugger.

I have four days off now, so I'll try to speed it up.

It's tough playing with a ten hour time difference when you're both working.

Monkey's a couple of pawns up, but he ain't really going anywhere. As the actress said to THE BISHOP.

Heh heh!

Sorted!

Skoob.



...watch out for the attack on your flank....he's a creepy bastard.....

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 30 Nov 10 15:27
Move #11: Queen D1 to E2.

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 30 Nov 10 15:41
Move #12

Bishop from B7 takes pawn on G2

Hello Monkey.

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 30 Nov 10 15:54 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 30 Nov 10 15:56
Move #13: Bishop B2 to F6 (takes horsey thing)


Skoob, be careful what you try to take that Bishop with! Taking it with the pawn at E2 would put you in Check from my Queen.

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 30 Nov 10 15:59
Enough with the tips!

Move #14

Pawn to H5

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 30 Nov 10 16:15
Move #15: Pawn F2 to F3

Skoob1999
Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 30 Nov 10 16:22
Move #16

Bishop takes Rook on H1


6 Pages - « 1 [2] 3 4 5 » »»
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum
Who is online?

There are no registered users currently online.

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot