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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Okay.
That's it. I'm off up the shops. Back in about 30 Skoob. |
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Better than that chum, I've got my own online 'Deep Blue'... Sportsmanship? Bollox. "Win at all costs..." after all, I'm a Tyke too. ![]() |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We'll see about that. Just wait until I've finished with the Lancashire Git.
Just you fucking wait, you York bastard. Love, MW xxx Move #3: Pawn E4 to F5 (takes Skoob's pawn) |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move 4
Knight to F6 |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #5: Pawn from B2 to B3.
Skoob? |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob is indisposed at the moment, but I've got a camera set-up with Skpe. Pawn B7 to B5.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yoot! Jean len mai dai, krup! Monkey len glap Skoob.
Pai non, gon! |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Puud len krup! Mai ben rai, khun Jean len mai curry ben krup! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move#6 Pawn H7 to H6 |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #7: Bishop C1 to B2
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move#8
Pawn to B5 |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Quite honestly...I'd prefer a Cheese Board.
Lady G. Plenty of cheesiness on this site ![]() |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It ain't exactly Fisher v Spassky or Kasparov v Deep Blue, but holy moley! It's Monkey Woods v Skoob (The rematch)
What do you want? Blood? That comes later. Heh heh! Sorted! Regards Skoob. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rush him Skoob, the Queen is not looking!!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move 9: Bishop F1 to B5 (takes pawn)
I'm often wrong, but I predict a quick ending here, Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move#10 - Bishop C8 to B7
I'm cool. |
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Morse
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I think the Queen is in drag...or looking at the hung Knight....... 8 moves in 31 days....F*****g Awesome!!! can you hurry it up guys...we need this table for tonight's buffet.... |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cap - shut the F up!
Kingside onslaught was his ploy in the first encounter. It worked too. Proper caught me napping, he did. Crafty bugger. I have four days off now, so I'll try to speed it up. It's tough playing with a ten hour time difference when you're both working. Monkey's a couple of pawns up, but he ain't really going anywhere. As the actress said to THE BISHOP. Heh heh! Sorted! Skoob. |
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Morse
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...watch out for the attack on your flank....he's a creepy bastard..... |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #11: Queen D1 to E2.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #12
Bishop from B7 takes pawn on G2 Hello Monkey. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #13: Bishop B2 to F6 (takes horsey thing)
Skoob, be careful what you try to take that Bishop with! Taking it with the pawn at E2 would put you in Check from my Queen. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enough with the tips!
Move #14 Pawn to H5 |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #15: Pawn F2 to F3
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Move #16
Bishop takes Rook on H1 |
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