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Gentlemen it's the season of goodwill and kindness to all mankind including Spoofers, AMEN

No it isn't.

What a load of twaddle.

If that's what living under a bridge brings to the table, then I,m glad I don't have a table.

I do have a belfry though, and it's full of bats - especially in July.

So think on.

Bastard.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

No it isn't.

What a load of twaddle.

If that's what living under a bridge brings to the table, then I,m glad I don't have a table.

I do have a belfry though, and it's full of bats - especially in July.

So think on.

Bastard.

Regards

Skoob.

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...you started this........TWAT!

Do what?

I dint start nuffink.

It wuz the voices in me 'ead Guv.

Tosser.

Regards

Skoob.

That's it Skoob.

I'm staying.

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Quote: Skoob1999
Do what?

I dint start nuffink.
It wuz the voices in me 'ead Guv.
Tosser.
Regards
Skoob.

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OK.

OK.

<deep breath>

The Lithium and Magic mushrooms are kicking in.

Like wow, man.

I love you guys.

Why is your hair blue, man?

Your fingers are like, 6 feet long!

How can you even type?

I can feel my hair growing, this is f**king cool.

I need chocolate pudding and chicken wings.

And a cold glass of Stella.

Why am I wearing plaid underwear?

What happened to my pants?

I love you, man.

<snif>

I mean, I REALLY love you man.

All of you.

<snif>

* whistle *

[Expletive deleted]

Skoob, say the Lord's Prayers after me and then wash your mouth out (a Stella would suffice)

No, I am not backing down!

TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR:

Gum waddled, landney brained, continental Europa ursprung, Neanderthalic, phallic hugging, younger cousin molesting, mole marked, draft beer head blowing off, slimy eared, sons of Smurfs rabid dogeared Klocks!

SO THERE!!!

Yeah? Yeah?

You want some?

Do ya?

Right rfreed - you had this one coming!

SARAH PALIN!!!

Baked Alaska my arse!

Regards

Skoob.

I know baked Bakewell tarts, baked bread pudding, baked apple pies, baked toad in the hole, baked potatoes, baked cherry crumble, baked beans, but Baked Alaska, please enlighten, prozac is being sent towards Portsmouth upon the Golden (be) Hind / hungry JO


Baked Alaska my arse!


Skoob.

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Typical bloody Erith pikey.

It's ice cream smothered in meringue and baked in the oven.

Bastard

Regards

Skoob.

Good one Admiaral Skoob, that tickled my porky pies mate!

I used to sell copper to the pikey's down in Belvedere a long time ago, the copper was bent BTW, get it?

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Quote: Skoob1999

Typical bloody Erith pikey.

It's ice cream smothered in meringue and baked in the oven.

Bastard

Regards

Skoob.

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....I doubt they ever caught that BASTARD Skoob when he yelled
'FIRE" in the crowded movie theater either....

...or when he yelled "BOMB" in the tube...

...or when he yelled "BACON" at the anti-poppy parade...

...he's a slick one, that SKOOB!

INSTIGATOR!

Masturbator's probably closer to the truth.

Heh heh!

Sorted!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Masturbator's probably closer to the truth.

Heh heh!

Sorted!

Regards

Skoob.

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...if you weren't all thumbs some might call you handy, and you could work for TSA over here....PERVERT!

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Quote: Morse

....I doubt they ever caught that BASTARD Skoob when he yelled
'FIRE" in the crowded movie theater either....

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What would you yell if an indoor shooting range was going up in flames.............

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Quote: birbee

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Quote: Morse

....I doubt they ever caught that BASTARD Skoob when he yelled
'FIRE" in the crowded movie theater either....

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What would you yell if an indoor shooting range was going up in flames.............

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HOLY SHIT?

GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY?

DO YOU FEEL LUCKY...WELL DO YOU, PUNK?

WELL, KING, THIS CASE IS CLOSED!

BAG EM, DANO!

SHOULD SOMEONE CALL 911?

ANYBODY THINK IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE?

HEY, BARKEEP....MORE COLD BEER HERE!

POPCORN WILL BE UP IN A MINUTE....!

Ahem.....


Bollox!

(Gatecrasher alert)

All right lads.

Choke it for a minute.

Lady present.

Cut it out Morse.

It's not big and it's not clever.

Now then...

Carry on Your Madge.

Your umble servant

Skoob

(Don't dominatrix me pork pie 'at!)

Just sayin.

Well, you would be 'just sayin' wouldn't you?

One thing I've picked up on on this site is that you're all very cynical.

None of you are very nice.

Horrible buggers one and all.

BELIEVE

Just sayin'

Skoob.

Ah. Cynicism.

You BASTARDS.

Many fanks Your Madge.

Now be a good girl and jog on

This is the nasty flaming thread.

Wouldn't want to be offendin' your sensibilities.

Now, would we ma'am.

Just kiddin

Skoob.

Heh heh! Sorted! Man, me full of it tonight innit!

But...I am a professional - with a reputation to consider.
(Bastards...)