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ILT, phrase/acronym : I Liked This, said when a phrase, forum thread or saying is brought back from the dead. See churchmouse two posts ago.
See also victor nicholas one post ago.

Fanny Cockney humour

Donny In the manner of a Russian river

Margaret Short measure margaritas

Fanny In the manner of a football supporter or a celebrity admirer

Graham Monochrome sandwich filling

Violet Aggressive dyslexic

Lucy In the manner of a poorly secured object

Hans Belonging to Anne

Kitty Anything bought at IKEA

Fanny In the manner of a mechanical ventilation device

Fred Cockney sewing material

Rejoicing Doing Joyce a second time

Jackie In the manner of a lifting device

Caroline London Underground track used only at Christmas

Beverly Surprisingly bevelled woman

Jeanie Made of Denim

Wendy Breeze found in Birmingham

Cashmere - having very little money

laundry - grass not wet

Gillette - what little fish breath through

resource- add more ketchup

pattern- Patricia's salary

remind- form of brainwashing

remember - Bobbit's surgery


(Thanks for bringing this back )

Franglais: A curious coming together of French and English, as practiced by Del Boy Trotter in the BBC situation comedy series Only Fools And Horses amongst others.

"Mon Dieu Holmes! Avez vous dropped one's guts? Cor blimey, what a pen and ink. Right load of merde that is."

Sherlock Holmes And The French Connection.

...vegetarian: big on relish & salad but don't even think about
Putting a Weiner tween her buns...

Nice to see you're keeping the weiner jokes alive Cap

Regards

Skoob.

BTW Morse it's down to 800 grit pain and irritation since the op (40grit) I'm hoping it will be 1200 grit by the weekend.


Finally Courtesy of 'Not the Oxford Engish Dictionary vol14':

Kernel:
Army rank having pips on epaulettes


Keystone:
Noise keys make hitting floor


Kidnapper:
1. Child who sleeps during abduction
2. Paediatric tranquiizer


Killjoy:
Baggy red flannel female underwear


Kindred:
Fear of relatives


Kingdom:
What a queen into BDSM likes


Kitchen:
A twee chicken


Knob:
A posh man's penis

Herbology - The study of growing really bitchin' herb, man.

Reflexology - The study of nimble pole dancers named "Lexie" at the local gentlemen's club.

Bologna Erectology - Women's studies for the inflatible characteristics of male dancer appendages.

Hornithology - The study of horny little birds.