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Charpa93
Writer  Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My true story, or so I'm told:
I was in recovery from surgery and had just come awake. My husband and a male nurse were watching over me. I asked for some water, and the male nurse told me since I just woke up, I wouldn't get anything for about 2 hours and then it might just be ice. I looked up at him and spouted "Bullshit!" My husband looked at the nurse and said "yep, she's fine." Charpa |
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Oh, pull yourself together man! |
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Lady Godiva
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A nurse was walking in a rather odd way through the hospital.
A passing doctor asked her if everything was ok. She answered, "Everything's fine thank you doctor. It's the staff Christmas Party tonight and I've put my hair in rollers". Lady G. |
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