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Posted: 17 Oct 10 22:58

Quote: Skoob1999

Cap

It's naivety.

Inexperience.

It's forgiveable.

Regards

Skoob.


Point taken Skoob....not mad at KF...just the attitude that will wind up biting her eventually, and a lot of the rest of us if we don't look at things with eyes wide open....there are BAD People out there....don't have to be paranoid, just be alert....and read current events....

Bullies on Playgrounds don't stop bullying, until someone stands up to them...

I know you get my drift.....

Off to check me penny jar...fooking thing is probably overflowing by now, haven't checked it since last night.....damn Tooth Fairy.....BITCH!

Smile to keep from Crying....

Morse

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Posted: 17 Oct 10 23:31
I'm not mad at KF either.

Not in the slightest.

But just because one person thinks a 12 foot gator is a cute prehistoric leftover to be treasured and revered - it doesn't necessarily follow that it wouldn't bite you in half because you're a nice person.

Some people just need to get with the programme.

No disrespect intended.

Kindest

Skoob.

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Posted: 17 Oct 10 23:42
Roma's/Gypsies/Pikey's/Knackers.


Robbing/Thieving/Devious/Heartless/Cold/Vicious.....




Oh I could go on all night, but I won't.


Katarina: Wake up and smell the coffee girl, what kind of car do you drive? Over here in Ireland the knackers drive 40 and 50 grand 4x4's while their wives cruise around in brand new Mitsubishi Lancers and the like.

Do you work?

Yes?

You are a mug, sell drugs, rob old people in country areas, break into a tradesman's garage, steal his tools and sell them for a fraction of the cost at a market next Sunday.

Bet ya don't go for drinkies with any of them do you? Kid's in school with them? Invite them over for a sleepover or a barbeque.

Let me know how you got on.



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Posted: 17 Oct 10 23:45
Fergus

Thank you.

More eloquently put than I could ever aspire to.

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 17 Oct 10 23:58 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 18 Oct 10 00:00
I really get sick of hearing this shit about Gypsies/Knackers and how hard done by they are, that's the way they like it, they know the law inside out, better than the QM and they use it to their full advantage.

Pubs: Pubs here are privately owned, no brewery chains, no one wants Travellers drinking in their pubs because they wreck the place and no one else will drink tere so the landlord refuses them.
It's now illegal,it's against the law to refuse to serve them, against the law to let them destroy your premises and your livelihood so now what they they do is they arrive en masse, get refused, and then sue the publican.


Anyone who has sympathy for them has never had dealings with them.

Ever.


Lucky heather anyone?

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 00:09
Youtube.

For a quick and easy education on how warm and fluffy and lovely these Roma and Tinkers and Happy go lucky travellers are Google "Youtube Traveller fights".

I could be specific but I believe that you should seek the truth in your own inimitable way, go forth into the world and discover it's hidden delights.

BTW, most if not all of the filming is done by the cheeky young ruffians themselves.... If you are really lucky you might see a for sale sign on a house and you could move in next door to one of them!

Wouldn't that be nice?

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 00:31

Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus

Thank you.

More eloquently put than I could ever aspire to.

Regards

Skoob.



Oh I doubt that Skoob.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 00:37
I don't Ferg.

You did well there.

Wonder if anybody fancies offering these types their spare room?

They'd even raid the bins.

Point is mate - some people really need to get real.

Thanks again.

Skoob.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 00:44
Off to bed.

Tim Cahill eh?

What a player.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 00:50
Made my day!

Wallop!

Whassat? You won it five times?

Goin down goin down...

Shit - still laughing.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 01:49
I saw that Merkel report, and I thought "How odd!"

This was my initial reaction:

Here We Go Again!

Things seem to be taking a queer turn in Germany once more, don't they? I wonder if the there will be copycats in the UK saying similar things.

That part about "kidding ourselves" was very telling...

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 02:00
Come on Skoob, Fergus - we have to take the moral high ground, don't we?

We have to occupy the moral hillock, stake our claim and live our lives up there.

And build a bloody great big fence around our moral mound so the bloody pikeys and gyppos don't take over our hillock when we nip out on a Sunday morning to collect our copy of The Observer...



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Posted: 18 Oct 10 02:40

Quote: Monkey Woods

I saw that Merkel report, and I thought "How odd!"

This was my initial reaction:

Here We Go Again!

Things seem to be taking a queer turn in Germany once more, don't they? I wonder if the there will be copycats in the UK saying similar things.

That part about "kidding ourselves" was very telling...


Just read and rated that, oh simian one. (Don't see you on my fan list you bastard)

Nobody wants that shit again.

Fucking nazis - you couldn't trust 'em.

Anyway - that's all bollocks. The discussion isn't about gypsies per se - it's about Roma gypsies, from Romania.

Their culture is based on criminality. No matter what you try to do for them, they don't want to know. Their culture is based on thievery and petty crime.

It's just what they do. It's the way they live their lives on a daily basis.

And before you ask - yes. I do have first hand experience of these people. They caused all manner of havoc in Rome last year when two of them battered an Italian lady on her way home from work to death.

With a brick.

For £20

When the Carabinieri went to investigate their squatter camp, nobody would talk.

There was widespread violence as Italian youths sought to redress the balance by way of cracking heads.

Only a total and utter fuckwit would champion these so called "people"

Phew.

Steam out.

Skoob

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 06:34
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Posted: 18 Oct 10 09:40

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Come on Skoob, Fergus - we have to take the moral high ground, don't we?

We have to occupy the moral hillock, stake our claim and live our lives up there.

And build a bloody great big fence around our moral mound so the bloody pikeys and gyppos don't take over our hillock when we nip out on a Sunday morning to collect our copy of The Observer...




I've been in the building game for the past 20 years Jimbo so I think it's fair to say that I don't do morals, I could do a decent fence though.

I think I'll electrify it....



A copy of the Observer, now that's funny.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 11:21

Quote: Fergus McCarthy
I've been in the building game for the past 20 years Jimbo so I think it's fair to say that I don't do morals, I could do a decent fence though.

I think I'll electrify it....



A copy of the Observer, now that's funny.


You know what - so have I. Kind of. It's all a bit difficult for the mainstream managing agents and consulting engineers with their procurement procedures, health and safety, liability and indemnity rules...

Difficult when a group of travellers turn up on site and tell the foreman it's their patch and they'll do the labour on this job... And supply the blacktop.

See the travellers, although eager workpeople, don't have the correct insurance, or safety plans, or machinery, or hard hats, boots and high viz.

So we turf them off site, get our regular lazy-arsed turn-up-at-9-and-leave-at-3pm guys to work the site.

Then the travellers, taking umbrage at the decision, think it's fun to literally shoot at the site vehicles to try and regain their rightful contract.

Oh yes, I can see how one might not want to take the moral high ground here. But the Observer told me I have to.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 13:07
Those cheeky little rascals!

Alway's messing around, up to their hilarious pranks...

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 17:00
After reading through this discussion quite thoroughly I've come to the conclusion that you've all got pirates. They are led by an undesirable called Captain Cook and only Peter Pan can save you. Peter Pan is from my part of Scotland, just up the road from where I live. I'll send him back to London to save you from said pirates. If Peter Pan can't help, then I don't know who can. Maybe some Chillean miners. They can cope with anything.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 17:13 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 18 Oct 10 17:14
Hey Guys have you noticed that KF has disappeared from the planet (or at least this Fred).

You gave her a right royal roasting, frogs legs for dinner?

Interesting subject matter, yes there is a slight curve heading "right" out here on mainland Europe and I am OK with that as long as only those who cause harm, criminal acts and don't wish to integrate are the subjects of such politics.

TRUE STORY:

My sister-in-law was on holiday with her partner in France this year, innocent lovely people, went to a village fete, on the way back to their hotel were followed. They were robbed, my sis-in-law was raped from behind and her partner had a knife in his throat and was forced to watch.

The perpetrators were Arabian, Algerian/French Muslim fuck-heads and during the rape my sis-in-law was called a European Christian slut and didn't deserve anything else. They also wished her the very best and hoped she got Aids, gas the bastards!!!!!!!!!

It's a true story and a warning to all innocents travelling in France, she was not their first victim, they are in every village, town and city in France (not only in France either)!

Sorry guys and girls about this very serious matter, but it fits the general running of the thread and believe me, it's going to get worse!


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Posted: 18 Oct 10 17:16 - Edited By: Jimbo Gunn, 18 Oct 10 17:40
KF - FWIW I actually agree with you, the law should apply equally to all irrespective of race, ethnicity, colour, contrast and H-SYNC.

But where's the comedy in that?

Plus Fergus and Skoob would run me out of town if they knew I was secretly wearing I Heart Nick Clegg undies and not only read the Guardian but have a life-long subscription and have even been commissioned to write the odd piece for them.

Jimbo "not in my backyard" Gunn

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 17:20
I know, I got too serious. It was very late, though. Way past my bedtime. I'd lost my sense of humour...but I wasn't alone. Everyone else did, too.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 17:39 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 18 Oct 10 17:43

Quote: Nae mair crap

Eastern Europeans are no longer welcome in more prosperous countries like the Netherlands, France, Germany and the UK. They are being blamed for many of the difficulties now being faced by the Western European countries.



Which is total bollocks.

Here's a fraction of the information proving why:

List of sovereign states by public debt (as a percentage of annual GDP)

1 Zimbabwe 282.60 2009 est.
2 Japan 189.30 2009 est.
3 Saint Kitts and Nevis 185.00 2009 est.
4 Lebanon 156.00 2009 est.
5 Jamaica 124.50 2009 est.
6 Italy 115.20 2009 est.
7 Greece 113.40 2009 est.
8 Singapore 113.10 2009 est.
9 Iceland 107.60 2009 est.
10 Sudan 103.70 2009 est.
11 Belgium 97.60 2009 est.
12 Sri Lanka 86.70 2009 est.
13 Egypt 80.10 2009 est.
14 Israel 78.40 2009 est.
15 Hungary 78.00 2009 est.
16 France 77.50 2009 est.
17 Portugal 76.90 2009 est.
18 Canada 75.40 2009 est.
19 Germany 72.10 2009 est.
20 Malta 69.40 2009 est.
21 Austria 69.30 2009 est.
22 United Kingdom 68.10 2009 est.
23 Kenya 66.70 2009 est.
24 Jordan 64.40 2009 est.
25 Seychelles 63.20 2009 est.
26 Nicaragua 63.10 2009 est.
27 Netherlands 62.20 2009 est.
28 Cote d'Ivoire 61.90 2009 est.
29 Norway 60.60 2009 est.
30 Brazil 60.00 2009 est.
31 Mauritius 58.70 2009 est.
32 Philippines 58.70 2009 est.
33 Albania 58.10 2009 est.
34 India 58.00 2009 est.
35 Bhutan 57.80 2009
36 Ireland 57.70 2009est.
37 Uruguay 56.60 2009 est.
38 Cyprus 56.20 2009 est.
39 World 56.00 2009 est.
40 Ghana 55.20 2009 est.
41 Morocco 55.10 2009 est.
42 United Arab Emirates 54.00 2009 est.
43 Malaysia 53.70 2009 est.
44 Vietnam 53.70 2009 est.
45 Spain 53.20 2009 est.
46 Tunisia 53.00 2009 est.
47 United States 52.90 2009 est.
48 El Salvador 52.70 2009 est.
49 Argentina 48.60 2009 est.
50 Croatia 46.80 2009 est.
51 Poland 46.50 2009 est.
52 Aruba 46.30 2005
53 Turkey 46.30 2009 est.
54 Pakistan 46.20 2009 est.
55 Thailand 45.90 2009est.
56 Colombia 45.80 2009 est.
57 Costa Rica 45.10 2009 est.
58 Panama 44.70 2009 est.
59 Bosnia and Herzegovina 44.00 2009 est.
60 Finland 44.00 2009 est.
61 Dominican Republic 42.40 2009 est.
62 Bolivia 42.00 2009 est.
63 Denmark 41.60 2009 est.
64 Switzerland 40.50 2009 est.
65 Malawi 39.50 2009 est.
66 Yemen 39.40 2009 est.
67 Bangladesh 38.80 2009 est.
68 Montenegro 38.00 2006
69 Mexico 37.70 2009 est.
70 Hong Kong 37.40 2009 est.
71 Slovakia 37.10 2009 est.
72 Bahrain 36.30 2009 est.
73 Latvia 36.10 2009 est.
74 Sweden 35.80 2009 est.
75 Cuba 34.60 2009 est.
76 Czech Republic 34.10 2009 est.
77 Taiwan 32.50 2009 est.
78 Macedonia 32.40 2009 est.
79 Syria 31.90 2009 est.
80 Ethiopia 31.80 2009 est.
81 Slovenia 31.80 2009 est.
82 Lithuania 31.70 2009 est.
83 Serbia 31.30 2009 est.
84 Papua New Guinea 30.20 2009 est.
85 Ukraine 30.00 2009 est.
86 Senegal 29.80 2009 est.
87 South Africa 29.50 2009 est.
88 Gabon 29.10 2009 est.
89 Guatemala 27.40 2009 est.
90 Indonesia 27.40 2009 est.
91 Trinidad and Tobago 26.00 2009 est.
92 Moldova 25.50 2009 est.
93 Zambia 25.50 2009 est.
94 Peru 24.80 2009 est.
95 Honduras 24.40 2009 est.
96 Paraguay 24.00 2009 est.
97 Romania 24.00 2009 est.
98 Korea, South 23.50 2009 est.
99 Saudi Arabia 22.90 2009 est.
100 New Zealand 22.20 2009 est.
101 Angola 22.10 2009 est.
102 Ecuador 22.10 November 2009 est.
103 Tanzania 21.40 2009 est.
104 Algeria 20.00 2009 est.
105 Uganda 19.70 2009 est.
106 Venezuela 18.00 2009 est.
107 Botswana 17.90 2009 est.
108 Australia 17.60 2009 est.
109 China 16.90 2009 est.
110 Iran 16.70 2009 est.
111 Qatar 15.70 2009 est.
112 Gibraltar 15.50 2006 est.
113 Namibia 15.10 2009 est.
114 Cameroon 14.90 2009 est.
115 Luxembourg 14.90 2009 est.
116 Bulgaria 14.80 2009
117 Nigeria 14.30 2009 est.
118 Kazakhstan 14.20 2009 est.
119 Uzbekistan 9.60 2009 est.
120 Kuwait 8.10 2009 est.
121 Estonia 7.20 2009 est.
122 Russia 6.30 2009 est.
123 Chile 6.10 2009 est.
124 Wallis and Futuna 5.60 2009 est.
125 Azerbaijan 5.10 2009 est.
126 Equatorial Guinea 5.00 2004 est.
127 Oman 4.50 2009 est.
128 Libya 3.90 2009 est.
129 Mozambique 3.70 2009 est.

Gay Larry
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Posted: 18 Oct 10 17:40
Hello, Katrina.

You gave up too easily.
Don't be so weak-willed.
Try again.

If not, I will...........

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 17:44
There's plenty of help and support in the UK for gay teenagers who want to come out to their parents.

But there's absolutely no helpline or charitable organisations to help liberal children born of Daily Mail-reading parents explain to their parents that they actually voted for the Lib Dems.

Hence I learn to pass as a borderline racist every now and then.

Hey, Fergus - what do you call the nun in the nunnery who looks after the laundry facilities?

Sister Matic

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 18 Oct 10 17:58



Blinkin' eck Froggy..

Don't apologise..

Not everything is funny..

Some things are seriously NOT funny.. and should be treated as such..

Laughter is different..

Things that make people laugh .. where, when and why..

I've a theory there was laughter in Auschwitz...

But it would take several bottles to explain..





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