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Sydney, are we...related?

Nah ya thick shite.

You just share an avatar.

Hello JB

Luv (not in a gay fat kid huggy way)

Skoob.

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Skoob,

May I please taste your pork pie hat?

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Cancel that.

I got my own.

I have an extra - if you'd like to share, that would be nice.

Fair enough SFO

But I'm not adopting you.

And that's final.

Be careful out there

Skoob

But not in a 'you and me in the mud' way.



You pig.

Regards,

SFO

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That one somehow effed up.

I like bacon butties.

Would that make me a cannonball?

Assuming I'm a pig?

What's a bacon buttie?

Dream on...

Regards

Skoob.

My dad used to have cannonballs.
When he was a Cannon.

He was a big shot back then.
But he got fired.................

Only joking, about being fired that is.............

Don't worry about it Birb,

I get fired all the time.

Eerrm....thud

Later

Skobo

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Sydney, are we...related?

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If your mother was the Whore of Babylon, we might be...

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Quote: Sidney Bollocks

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Sydney, are we...related?

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If your mother was the Whore of Babylon, we might be...

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Lovely girl "the Whore of Babylon", great cook, terrible singer, diddies like a couple of bouncy castles.... Give a dog a bad name.

Hello Fergus

How do you give a dog a bad name?

How does that work?

Come to think of it, how do you give a dog a good name?

It's all bollocks.

Regards

Sbkoo

PS

With a dog named Bollocks.

Or a cat.

I don't know.

I'm tired now.

Sk....

I have a dog with a good name.
And my daughter gave it to her.
So technically I didn't give it to her, my daughter did.
She has a good name too, but she's not a dog.

Or if she is then I must be a Dalmatian.............

Hello Spot!

Your friend in the soft south

Kobso

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Quote: Sidney Bollocks

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Sydney, are we...related?

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If your mother was the Whore of Babylon, we might be...

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I'll be seeing her in about an hour and a half so I'll ask her about it then and get back to you, brother(?)


Dogs.

I have this to say about Dogs.

I was watching dogs take a poo today (as I often do) and I couldn't help notice their little faces: all shameful and embarrassed but still able to remain focused enough to get the job done.
Little troopers, they are.
If more people were like dogs taking a poo then this world would be a better place.
And there'd be more shit around lampposts.

An expat Scottish rugby player here says women ruin dogs.

They name them things like Oregano.

My daughter named my dog Jessica.

But I changed it to Jezebel.

She's normally just called Jess.

Or Jessie.............

What the fuck have you bunch of Loonies done with my dreary thread? Maniacs, down-under my butt, on top that's where she should be!

You need to do a cattle call for maniacs with a sense of direction JO.