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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What will be the date, the day before Friday the 13th?
Correct! Poached eggs. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What did I pelt Jesus Budda's shrine with?
Correct! Check your tire pressure. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's good advice if you're feeling exhausted?
Correct! Merry Christmas |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What are you expected to say even when you're having a lousy Christmas?
Correct! Carpet cleaning technicians. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Which company would you call if you have a pet and a car to clean?
Correct! 204 Billion. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What do you get when you divide the record amount of cash American companies are sitting on during this recession by 6.5?
Correct! Pasteurized processed American cheese food substitute. |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
What's that slimey crap on my fast food hamburger?
Correct! The Wind in the Willows |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's the sound a former secretary of the Bank of England hears when he moves to the country and spends his time by the River Thames?
Correct! The white of an ostrich egg, but not the yolk. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What does spunk look like, Mister?
Correct! Rambling. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What ends with the sound of a shotgun and "Gerroffmyland!"
Correct! QWERTY Iain |
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Hair Apparent
Deleted Location: Rising from the ashes Registered: 2 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What kind of keyboard to I use to access the internet?
Correct! Minge Seeker |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's the colloquial name for the penis rocket?
Correct! A pale red colour* Iain *'Color' if your American and/or don't have enough 'U's for sale. |
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Hair Apparent
Deleted Location: Rising from the ashes Registered: 2 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
One of the symptoms of thrush, what colour might your vagina be?
Correct! About the same as the Queen's |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
How big is an average male spoofer's testicles?
Correct! Humps. |
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Hair Apparent
Deleted Location: Rising from the ashes Registered: 2 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What word rhymes with lumps, lumps, my lovely lady lumps?
Correct! Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
What disease can you get from sitting on a toilet seat after a native of Hog Jaw, Arkansas?
Correct! Sleep apnia |
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Hair Apparent
Deleted Location: Rising from the ashes Registered: 2 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It literally took his breath away in the middle of the night, what is it?
Correct! Margaret Thatcher (Note: previous poster probably meant sleep apnoea or sleep apnea depending on nationality, but definitely not aksjdgf kjfhkwqaHF) |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name a thoroughly despicable individual.
Correct! Use water, not oil, to retain the moisture when cooking. |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
How did Hannibal Lector describe the proper method for "cooking the liver I'm going to eat."
correct! Elevator music |
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Hair Apparent
Deleted Location: Rising from the ashes Registered: 2 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Listening to this made me slit my wrists...
Correct! Increasingly raucous farts |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eating a large bean and broccoli pie leads to what symptoms?
Correct! David Hasselhoff |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Who has been at the top of the German charts since 1986?
Correct! If you kick it hard enough. Iain |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
How can you get an airhead's attention?
Correct! Extra strength Tylenol |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What can you buy from Tesco only if you have two grandparents, a doctors note and a ticket stub from all three extreme rides at Alton Towers?
Correct! Dissolved in a glass of water |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What happened to my adopted mom?
Correct! 15 minutes prep time, 40 minutes total. |
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