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Ah, yes! This game is not so dumb. I think I'll take the time,
To do my best to match the rest, and write a stupid rhyme.

Your goal is met, you wrote the rhyme
That fucking haircut! Shameful crime!

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Your goal is met, you wrote the rhyme
That fucking haircut! Shameful crime!

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Let's not split hares, not on the foyer
Hair like that helped write Tom Sawyer!

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Let's not split hares, not on the foyer
Hair like that helped write Tom Sawyer!

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And Huckleberry Finn, a masterpiece
That's pulled off shelves at school
Because Mark Twain has used the "N-word"
In a way that is not cool.
What does this mean to Laura Schlessinger,
who's sorry for her gaff?
Those black guys overuse the word
So much it makes me want to laugh!
If you don't like a word, perhaps
You should not use it much, I figure.
Otherwise, you only spread this
Racist language. Feel me, n*****?

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks
For which he got America's thanks.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks
For which he got America's thanks.

And box office dollars for Mr. Spielberg,
who lurked in the trenches and made little Spielbergs.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

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Quote: Lady Godiva

To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks
For which he got America's thanks.

And box office dollars for Mr. Spielberg,
who lurked in the trenches and made little Spielbergs.

So Tom did leave to make a new movie, he said,
"France is grand, but bloody England's groovy"
"I'll ride the chunnel to the middle of London and
say hi to the Queen as she has some fresh Gordon"

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To be sure, the idea was mine, not Frank's
Contributes he NOT, but thanks!
and JB just sits around and whanks
Dreaming of the girls he spanks.

Took but two lines to get to that word
How long until Duncan writes about a turd?

He better not do it in the ranks
It would be like Henmen when he tanked
Will the Spoof Get-together include any skanks?
And, there-by, countless pranks

I guess it depends, if you know Tom Hanks
Who, in his childhood, oft robbed banks
And, in Private Ryan, fought against Panzer Tanks
For which he got America's thanks.

And box office dollars for Mr. Spielberg,
who lurked in the trenches and made little Spielbergs.

So Tom did leave to make a new movie, he said,
"France is grand, but bloody England's groovy"
"I'll ride the chunnel to the middle of London and
say hi to the Queen as she has some fresh Gordon"

I'll even meet up with some 'goofs' from "The Spoof"
And try NOT to appear a wee bit aloof.
I'll buy them some crisps and plenty of booze.
With that little recipe - how can I lose?

They'll all become fans and love me to death.
They'll hug me so tightly with 'beery breath'.
When they wake up next day they'll not know what 'hit'
See...most of them think I'm really Brad Pitt!