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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Maybe even "Ding du canard"

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are you cooking on the micro, or dialing up the chinee take away....

sounds dinky dau to me...but then my ring tone is F**** up.....

PS: see ya in London...nobody else wants to meet you, but I'm keen for it!

Morse

What's the itinerary for the itinerants.

We should be told.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

What's the itinerary for the itinerants.

We should be told.

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if you'd get off your fan brush and check the thread you see it was set for Aug. 28 around 3 pm....London

Some can't make it, but there's another window of great opportunity around the 13/14 in the vicinity of Southampton...this hasn't been resolved yet...due to security concerns...you know how many MPs hate the spoof, and we don't want picketing or religious fanatics of any religion seeking revenge....

send me or skoop a pm if you have some free time and we'll fill you in.

The skoob has the whole proposed Morse proposed visitation schedule
and we even have an audience with 'the Queen'....AHEMMMMM!

Morse

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Quote: Morse

The skoob has the whole proposed Morse proposed visitation schedule
and we even have an audience with 'the Queen'....AHEMMMMM! Morse

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"AHIMMMMM!" Indeed.

I hope HRH hasn't read any of the Captions in the competition or you'll be led straight to the Tower even if you didn't write any. Guilt by association.....

She looks up, or rather, scrolls up lazily, trying to remember the Title of the thread she is writing on.

She sees 'Ducks'. She is speechless and wonders how the subject has now moved onto dwarfs.

you all be careful out there in the kitchen:


Momma killed a chicken she thought it was a duck
She put it on the table with it's legs stickin' up
Pappa broke his glasses when he fell down drunk
He tried to drown the kitty-cat turned out to be a skunk
You gotta watch what you're doin'; don'cha know
you gotta watch wha you're doin'

some lyrics from famous but obscure blues lyrics....

we went through this all the time with the COOK on Below Decks...

never knew what he was cookin up!

Good - back to ducks...but looking at the 'times' of our postings...where the hell are you.....12 hours time difference....or did I drink my beer too quickly...???

Hells' bells, I'm a time taveller and I just love ducks.

That's a blatant lie, Cap.

It was always leg of lamb.

The fact that it had Leeds United tattoos, and the occasional human looking foot was eff all to do with me.

Blame the wholesalers.

The Cook.

I'm completely lost!

Erskin,

You mocked a duck?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

I had a tin of mock duck once. Really.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I'm completely lost!

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Ed. Note: Skoob was the devilish cannibal cook in our saga
Below Decks....he got a lot of stew meat from the orlop
after each bloody battle and came up with creative meals
for the crew....Scurvy Bastard...but luckily we had plently of lemons on board!

Supposed to have 'limes' Morse. Someone lied to you all.

Mind you, as the saying goes,

'If someone gives you lemons, make lemonade!'
LG

No Victor, I'd never aim mockery at a particular duck.

It was a tin of "Mock Duck". Inside was a quantity of grey liquid and a lump of stuff. The lump had mock goosebumps on it. Really.

You can still buy this in health food stores.

Mock Duck. It does exactly what it says on the tin.

(That's not their advertising slogan - they'd never sell their product with a slogan like that.)

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Quote: victor nicholas

Erskin,

You mocked a duck?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

I had a tin of mock duck once. Really.

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Yuck!

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Supposed to have 'limes' Morse. Someone lied to you all.

Mind you, as the saying goes,

'If someone gives you lemons, make lemonade!'
LG

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no, we had to use lemons, all the limes were reserved for the Cpts cocktail
parties with Gin & Tonic...unless we were in Mermansk, where we had
VODKA ON ICE and met Anna Chapman's mother, Big Red...now there's a broad that drink you under the table....

How many tables have you been under? I usually miss the table and just end of on the floor in the hallway....

LG