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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lady G:
"I love smoked cheese too. I dont like the cheese with the blue through it. Is that gorganzola......" Gorganzola is the Italian version of Danish Blue Cheese. I find it sweeter than the tangy Danish Blue Cheese, but good on salads. |
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Lady Godiva
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Well...maybe I will give it another try. ON SALAD
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Lynton
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Now. Now! There's a challenge for the wizened oul bag, I predict a visit from the Canadian RSPCA, the Mounties, Child Protection Agency, the Education Board and Farm Fondlers Fortnightly. Do let us know how you get on.... Or off. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The wizened ould bag being the farmer of course, not you.
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Lady Godiva
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Go Google it! I am on my way there right now.....
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mouse cheese is quite rare, so I'm told.
But apparently it has a distinctive bouquet and flavour. Similarly vole cheese. Very expensive. Regards Skoob. |
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Lady Godiva
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OK you lot! Maybe this will quieten you down - probably NOT because you will all say it is FAKE just to win the 'discussion'.
Straight from Google: Abbaye de Belloc (in France, Abbaye de Bellocq, but both names are used in English) is a French, traditional farmhouse, hard cheese from the Pays Basque region, made from unpasteurized sheep milk. The cheese was first made by the Benedictine monks of the Abbaye de Notre-Dame de Belloc from milk from the local flocks of sheep. Abbaye de Belloc is made in a 5 kg fat wheel with a natural, crusty, brownish colored rind with patches of red, orange and yellow. The cheese was founded by Benedictine monks. For centuries they have made their cheese from milk, produced in the locality. The cheese has a firm, dense, rich and creamy texture. The taste resembles burnt caramel and there is a distinctive lanolin aroma. Texture - Semi hard Milk - Ewe Country - France So....what hast thou to sayeth meinen bloken por favor? |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH. Ewe said "Lamb" |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ha!!
On second thoughts..... BaahBaahBaahBaahBaah! |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Lady Godiva
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Fergus dear boy (if indeed you are male) I have ONE word to say to you:
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Lady Godiva
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Thought I could edit. Never mind.
I loved the Monty Python sketch even though it's a bit cheesy. Love all their stuff. Did you know that mice don't like cheese? Stick 'chocolate' in your traps (your 'mouse traps I mean) and you'll catch the little buggers. |
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Lady Godiva
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Are any of you getting bits chopped off?
My sentences seem to be slightly amputated of late. Incredulous! As a precaution to premature amputation I am typing shorter sentences. Is it worth my extremely valuable time contacting the Administrative personnel or should continue to curtail my comments? |
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Lynton
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And we shouldn't forget Hilaire ('Hairy' to his mates) Belloc who wrote many a great line including these to which I have made an addition or two
Tarantella DO you remember an Inn, Anne-Marie? Do you remember an Inn? And the tedding and the bedding Of the straw for a bedding, And the fleas that tease in the High Pyrenees, And the wine that tasted of tar? And the cheers and the jeers of the young muleteers (Under the vine of the dark veranda)? Do you remember an Inn, Ane-Marie, Do you remember an Inn? And the cheers and the jeers of the young muleteers Who hadn't got a penny, And who weren't paying any, And the hammer at the doors and the din? And the smell of lamb's cheese Wafting on the breeze? and cetera.... |
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Lady Godiva
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Oh yes! I remember the Inn dear thing,
I do remember the Inn. I remember the stench Of the beer-toting wench. I remember the smell Of the man from the well As he brought me the cheese And I started to sneeze. Oh yes! I remember the Inn dear thing. Was it Lynton I saw In the dim light of yore? Was it Lynton or just the ghost Of Mein Host? I just cannot figure Why he didn't deliver When I'd waited so long And I'd watched my figure. It's really a puzzle Why he didn't nuzzle My neck in that Inn - dear thing - dear thing. Oh yes! I remember the Inn. (I just love rhyming - in case you didn't notice ) |
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Lynton
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Isn't it wonderful where something as simple as Lamb's cheese can lead
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Lady Godiva
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It surely is amazing Lynton.
But why are our sentence ends being chopped off? Do fancy starting up a poetry thread for silly stuff. I can't do the DUB stuff. I've tried. Back to cheese, we have 'headcheese' over here but it's not cheese at all....it's meat....I think it's the Canadian version of 'brawn' in England form what I can 'see'. I haven't tasted it yet. 28 years and I can't bring myself to taste the stuff. Anyone else heard of 'headcheese' - probably Americans have. |
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Lady Godiva
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It surely is amazing Lynton.
But why are our sentence ends being chopped off? Do you fancy starting up a poetry thread for silly stuff. I can't do the DUB stuff. I've tried. Back to cheese, we have 'headcheese' over here but it's not cheese at all....it's meat....I think it's the Canadian version of 'brawn' in England from what I can 'see'. I haven't tasted it yet. 28 years and I can't bring myself to taste the stuff. Anyone else heard of 'headcheese' - probably Americans have. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes I have heard of it, don't think it is made from the head or ears of the animal either these days though you could if you wish.
It is term for jellied meat or meat in aspic if you are a gourmand. You can make yourself by boiling pigs feet with salt, peppercorns, garlic, diced carrots. Take meat off bone, discard skin and bones and refrigerate meat, broth and carrots. Serve with lemon. |
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Lady Godiva
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So what does 'headcheese' taste like, if bought from a store?
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Not as good but OK, a bit like corned beef out of a can.
I just posted a dub poem parody of Linton's Londin Isa Bitch |
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Lynton
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Strangely enough it is something I like - my nan taught me how to make it using a pigs head. I still make it from time to time but the trouble is half a head makes a helluva lot!
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Lady Godiva
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Reminds me of when my dad said he was sent to the butcher's as a little lad, to buy a sheep's head and his mam told him to tell the butcher to leave the EYES in coz it had to see 'em through the week
![]() Aah! The old ones are definitely the good ones! |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A classmate from Iran told me the head was the best part of the animal.
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