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My Nan used to call my Grandad an 'owl bastard.'

Do I win a prize?

Only asking...

Regards

Skoob.

Give the man a carrot! Didn't I say summit like tha' a while back?

Anyway I WAS an owl about 23 years ago. It's no joke!

I was a Brownie Leader. Brown Owl was in charge and I was
Tawny Owl....second in command....but the girls called me
"Tony Owl" Stupid Canadian accent! I shouldn't say that because my 2 daughters have Canadian accents and would say I should really say "Stoopid Canadian accent!

At the age of 8 I was an Owl too - as in

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea etc.

There is also the following that some might say ought to be the leitmotif of the forum but then where would we be

'A wise old owl sat in an oak,
The more he heard, the less he spoke;
The less he spoke, the more he heard;
Why aren't we all like that wise old bird?'

And then there is the above very old rhyme taken up and knowingly or otherwise paraphrased in a rather bawdy song called 'the joys of fornication'

'The donkey is a lonely bloke
He very seldom wets his poke
But when he does, he lets it soak
As he revels in the joys of fornication.'

and I nearly forgot here a verse for our friend from Krung Threp

The monkey, good as monkeys go,
Erect can go an inch or so
And when he comes, it's time to go
As he revels in the joys of fornication.




and the final verse

The owls in the trees and the cats on the tiles
One fucks in solitude, the other fucks in piles
You can hear their yowls and howls and moans and groans for miles and miles
When they revel in the joys of fornication.

Maybe you should start a new thread for us all to 'compose' on. What sayeth thou?

What colour feathers did you have?

Tis better than decomposing which I feel myself to be some days

My 'feathers' if I remember were beige (prescient eh?) made from the arms from one of my mum's old coats.

I had a very runcible spoon by the way

When you are feeling that way....decomposing....just stay away from DELETE buttons.

Aww! I can almost picture you standing there as a little owl with your homemade feathers on. What a cute picture that brings to mind. Sigh!!!!!

Lady G.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

When you are feeling that way....decomposing....just stay away from DELETE buttons.

Aww! I can almost picture you standing there as a little owl with your homemade feathers on. What a cute picture that brings to mind. Sigh!!!!!

Lady G.

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stoppit! - the quince made me throw up over the pussycat!

tell me from Mborough do you as did a former friend of mine from Chester le Street prefix every sentence/phrase with Eeeeeee!